Jade[to Jackie and Tohru] So you think Uncle's old friend calls him "Uncle" too?
WWing
[to Uncle] Chuckles, is that you?
JTJackie, Tohru, and Jade
[to each other] Huh?? Chuckles??
WWing
So, you remember your nickname
Ha ha ha! Who can forget those fuzzy caterpillars living over your eyes?
WWing
And your never-ending pranks and gift of laughter.
Jade
[turning to Jackie} Is he talking
WWing
So, you have come to
[the background actors exchange slight bows with Uncle out of respect]
And to introduce my family to you. My nephew Jackie...
WWing
Ah, yes. Butterfingers.
Uh, hello. I have heard so much about you. I am sorry I have to run. I am mounting an exhibit at the pacific Asia museum. Uh... Bye-bye. [he rushes off]
Please excuse his manners. And this is my apprentice Tohru.
[playing handheld video game which pings] Hehe. [clears thoat] This alarm tells me I must tend to the shop now. A pleasure meeting you. [waves goodbye before rushing off]
And last, but not least, my great-niece Jade.
Duplicates are imperfect. They contain flaws, like Chang's extra hand, but each is more powerful than its human counterpart due to its magic.
Jade
Aw, we can take them Unc. We'll face off in the epic battle royale! Human vs clone, good vs evil, Jade vs Jade!
You missed Uncle's point! Magic must defeat magic!
["Jackie" enters the room]
Look who decided to show.
JCJackie Clone
Sorry I am late.
Now, one more thing. We must be very watchful for these defective duplicates.
[Jackie enters the room in a rush]
Uncle, we must watch out for-
What?! [sees his clone] No! Wait! [is tackled by the J-Team] I am me! He is not me!
JCJackie Clone
Tricky clone, isn't he?
Which is the real Jackie Chan?
I have a little quiz only the real Jackie could answer. Jackie, when is my birthday?
JJJackie and Jackie Clone
Oh... uh...
[bummed out] Jackie, I thought we were pretty good friends...
Jade
Ahem. Hey Jackie, will you take me to Moose World this weekend?
JCJackie Clone
Of course!
Jade
[points to the clone] There's your clone.
[pause; Jackie's clone kicks the door down and runs off]
JCJackie Clone
Sorry, I'll be back to destroy you later, thank you!
Jade
Hi, Jackie.
Jade
Before you get mad, listen. The capital of Kansas is Kansas city.
The capital is Topeka and that is not the point!
Jade
Uh, oh. [Stares at Tarakudo] Whoa.
You. [Recognizes Jade] Ah, the former queen of the ShadowKhan returning to the forces of darkness. [Jackie swoops up Jade]
Thank you, no. Not today!
Jade
Er... What Jackie said.
It goes on to say that Tarakudo once terrorized the land of the trusted oni generals. Each demon general control its own army which was composed of different tribe of ShadowKhan. [Jackie slaps his forehead]
Jade
Uh... Different how?
I will prefer not to find out.
Tarakudo's reign came to an end when the spirits of his generals were trapped within masks. 9 generals,9 masks.
Jade
9 different types of ShadowKhan.
Jade
Jackie, Scruffy hates puppy prison. How long we keep tormenting him this way?
Jade, Scruffy must attend obdient school until he learns to listen. No doubt he takes after his master.
Jade
Har, har. Look I can prove Scuffy obeys all my commands. You ready, boy? Play dead.
Why did I let you talk me into this?
Jade
You said it yourself, Jackie. You're too fat.
I said, I am too heavy to climb the totem pole without risk of damaging it, Jade.
Jade
Heavy, fat. Same dif. Hey! He looks just like his mugshot!
[Breaks down the trees] It will fit smugly... upon my face! Flying squirrel cracks acorns!
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