Jade Clones quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Jackie

Go, go, go!

Not!

[Chuckles evilly] Look what washed up on deck.

Jackie

Jade, what are you doing here?

Jade

Heh heh. Looks like I'm catch of the day.

Gimme back my mask, Chan.

Or it's anchor's away for your niece.

Jade

The demon from planet Ur...

Jackie

Jade!

Jade

Er... Neptune!

Jade

[Angry growl]

Jackie

Wah! Jade!

Jade

Who is Jade?! I am the Oni Voodoo, mystress of dark.

Jackie

Oh, Makeup? [Groans] Jade, you shouldn't scare people like that.

Jade

Tch. Scaring is the whole point on Halloween, Jackie. And I have to win the scariest costume award at school tonight.

Jackie

But all things you have to choose...

Jade

I don't know anything scarier than oni demon, do you? [Grabs Jackie's hand] Now, come on! Time's are wasting!

Jackie

Jade, where is the mask?

Hak Foo

[Groans] At last!

Jade

Uh... Found it.

Hak Foo

And now, Chans. Prepare to make the fiercest tribe of ShadowKhan yet, mine! Demon summons ninja army!

Hak Foo

They're...they are...they are so...

Jade

Cute!

Hak Foo

Demon compensates for inferior ninja army!

Jade

No!

Jackie

WaAh!

Jade

Jackie, grab on! [The alligators gobble him up in the bottom of the water]

Jade

Jackie!

Hak Foo

I will not see you later, alligator.

Jackie

[A tiny Shadowkhan lands on his shoulder] Huh? [He looks up as more and more appear on the ledge and start jumping down on him until he is up to his waist in tiny Shadowkhan]

Jade

Whoa! Ninja swarm! Don't worry, Jackie! No shadow, no lunch!

Jackie

[struggling as the tiny Shadowkhan horde grabs him and throws him into the light of a streetlamp—directly after the horde aggressively runs toward him, now that his shadow is vulnerable] Uh oh...! [desperately tries to turn on his vacuum—unsuccessfully]

Jade

You've been hosed!

Jackie

[genuine, sincere tone] Thank you, Jade.

Uncle sends you to find Oni mask and you return with gibberish?

Jade

Hello! It's not gibberish; it's a site on the Web.

Ooh, the mask has been taken by giant spider?

Jackie

You're FilthyRich1?

Jade

But you're not rich, just-

Valmont

I am fully aware of the irony!

Jackie

The mask is evil, Jade. It is only a matter of time before it turns you evil too.

Jade

[wearing half of an Oni mask] Tch, I can handle it. One, it's only half the evil of a regular mask. And two... [demonic voice] the next time you call me crazy, I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR BRAINS! [regular voice] ...Hehe, see your point.

Jackie

We have to find the delivery truck.

Jade

No problem, Jackie. I'll just order my half-a-khan to chase it down and [demonic voice] feast upon the delicious gray matter of the helpless mortal inside!

Jackie

Jade, the evil within you is growing stronger. You must resist it until we can find the potion.

Jade

Well, we better find it fast, 'cause your brains are starting to smell awful yummy.

Jackie

[cell phone rings] Hello? [hands it to Jade] It's for you.

Jade, we were in the middle of a big auction and then all the icons disappeared.

Jade

No problem, T. Just click on the blinking Super-Moose in the corner and [demonic voice] SURRENDER YOUR SOUL TO THE FORCES OF DARKNESS!

Uh... I will figure it out on my own.

Jackie

Jade?

Jade

Hey, Jackie.

Jackie

[Gasps]

Jade

Easy does it, Jackie.

Jackie

WaAh! Jade, why do you have to show up every time?!

Jade

Cause' you miss me if I didn't.

Jade

Let's finish him off! [Ratso and Chow stops her]

Now, Jade.

You know your Uncle Jackie will not approve.

Jade

Aw...