2nd most-quoted character in Jackie Chan Adventures: in 357 of its 738 quotesJackie (233), Uncle (96), Mama Tohru (55)
Scenes with Jade Clones 326
M Mohajah
I must move closer. Read his mind...
[numb speaking] Here is your ticket, Jade.
Jade It's so cool you're taking me along on this once in a lifetime educational experience, Uncle Jackie!
[Mohajah reads her mind]
JS Jade's Mind
Three whole days, no school! Yes!
[numb speaking; hugging Uncle] I'll miss you Uncle.
[Mohajah reads his mind]
JS Jackie's Mind
I'll miss you Uncle.
[numb speaking] And don't worry, I won't forget the curry powder.
[Mohajah reads his mind]
Uncle's Mind Jackie will forget. He always forgets!
Jade, return to the hotel room! [runs off]
Jade Didn't say, "Please".
Jade Hyah! Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt!
Jade?! I told you to go back to the hotel room!
Jade Lost my key. Okay, now. Let the Chan Man go.
Dr. Weber, give the child a lollipop.
Jade Don't sucker me, sucker!
I cannot believe I'm stuck in the jungle with such a spoiled brat.
Jade You invited me!
I was talking about him. [beckons to Smith] Mr. Smith, please. We must stay together. There are many dangers in the bush!
S Smith
Yes, yes, so you keep saying. [to his butler] Hop to it, Larsen.
Jade Why don't we ditch Frik and Frak and have some real fun? Go swinging with the monkeys, or wrestle a crocodile! Whaddya say, Big J?
I'm sorry Jade, but you must learn that growing up sometimes means having to do things that are not fun.
Jade Pfft. Like guiding obnoxious jerks through the jungle just because they give lots of money to the museum?
Jade In that case, I never wanna grow up. [eyes widen] What am I saying? I can't wait to grow up! Get my own car, cellphone- which now that you mention it-
Jade I'm in the woods, I'm tired, cold, and hungry. And I'm being hunted! [shines flashlight on Jackie] Ah!
Jade, I thought you were going to gather firewood.
Jade Hello?! Have you learned nothing from the movies? Whoever gets the firewood is always the creeping terror's first victim.
So that's what happened to the other little girl I sent for firewood.
Jade Very funny.
Jade Uncle Jackie, the sun's coming up!
Jade You don't understand! The temple vanishes at dawn, and anyone inside goes with it!
How many crazy rules does this temple have?!
Jade Incredibly boring. What kind of lame pyramid is this? No mummy curses, no booby traps, no bonus points.
This is not a video game, Jade. This is important research.
V Villager
It is just as we told El Toro! The Chupacabra attacked our house!
And what exactly did the creature look like?
VC Villager Child
It was giant with glowing red eyes, four fangs, oh claws too, and it howled like this: Arooooo!
Jade Yup. Sounds like a chimichanga to me.
Jade Kinda. [looking at an old book depicting one of Jackie's ancestors] The ghost of Jackie.
[picking up the book] "The Hong Kong Kid".
Aiya! Do not scare Uncle like that!
Amazing! The picture looks just like me! This book must be about my great-great grandfather!
Fine, take home. Make good bedtime story.
Jade I want to hear it now.
[a very well dressed, well behaved young woman arrives via stagecoach]
N Niece (Jade)
Uncle Jackie?
HK Hong Kong Kid
Uh, I am Jackie.
N Niece (Jade)
I am your niece. Just arrived from Hong Kong.
[outside the story]
Jade This is so cool! She's my long lost, great-great something or other! I bet you she looked exactly like me.
Uh, actually it says here that the Sheriff's niece was very tall, and fifteen years old.
Jade Must be a type-o.
[the well dressed niece is replaced by a younger, rowdy looking niece resembling Jade]
Jade Hi Jackie.
Jade! You're supposed to be taking a tour of Paris.
Jade. Tch. You've obviously never been on the tour bus with Uncle.
[flashback to the tour bus]
You drive too fast! How can Uncle see the sights?! Slow down!
That was useless! I already knew the thief could fold up.
Jade Yeah, but now we also know that he steals the finest Far East Art.
Hey, the kid's a good listener.
How come you never listen to the things I say? For example, "Stay with Uncle"?
Jade Aw man...
Who are you? Why are you following me?
Jade Uhhh, Captain Black sent me!
Hmmm, a little girl with dark hair who tags along and is an obvious liar. I've heard of you! You're Jade! Section 13 has classified you as the ultimate security risk! You've jeopardized my mission!
Jade Whoa. You need to calm down, Captain Blood Pressure.
And that's how I reached Arecibo in time to rescue the Chans.
That's why you're our top agent, Tag.
Jade [growls] "Rescue the Chans"? We did all the hard stuff!
It's alright, Jade. Let it go.
Now if I can finish my crossword, this day will truly be a success. Six letters, Celtic Pig Goddess...
[falling asleep] Moccas. M-O-C-C-A-S.
Mr. Chan, you're a genius!
Jade Nope. Just a researcher.
Jade [dressed as Mr. Hyde] You forgot, didn't you? Tonight's the school play! I'm Dr. Jekyell and Mr. Hyde, it's my big debut!
Ohhhhh, I am sorry, Jade. But the university asked Uncle and me to explore the subterranean city underneath the streets.
Jade Uh-huh...
No, it's true! A recent tremor has opened a passageway to parts of San Francisco which have been buried since the 1906 earthquake. Another tremor may collapse the passageway at any moment. So there's not much time.
Jade But... my play...
I am sorry. I would rather see your play, but I have to do this now, and I cannot be in two places at the same time.
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