Wow. Did you see that?
Yeah, yeah. I saw that.
That came like right at you. Is this safe?
S6 E10Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats
Charlie (eating spaghetti out of a zip-loc bag): What's your spaghetti policy?
S6 E11The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods
Are you wearing makeup?
I'm always wearing a little bit of foundation but that's not the point.
Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?
That's leather? I thought it was plastic.
Who the hell wears a plastic suit?
I just don't question the things you do anymore.
That's all our money!
No, it's all my money. You lost your money when you said no to the trucker.
If animals have taught me anything, it's that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road.
This is for the rats!
S6 E12Dee Gives Birth
This sucks. This sucks a bag of dicks.
Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale.
Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!
If you do not get my sister her stories and a new room as soon as possible, then I will come down on this hospital like the hammer of Thor! THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSAND WINDS!
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