You've been really stressed so I thought I'd take you to a spa day. Just the two of us.
What is this word, spa? I feel like you're starting to a say a word and you're not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?
oh my god i just found a rats nest slaughtered about 200 of them. It's like whole generations of those things have died at my hands. Mothers, fathers, grandfathers, little baby rats.
Well, you know, keep up the good work.
Sometimes, I wonder though, if our lives are really more valuable than theirs. You know what I mean?
Yeah they are. Our lives definitely are without a doubt.
What does 3D even stand for?
3rd Dimension. Just... shh. Please stop talking.
3rd Dimen... (chuckles) What dimension are we in?
Shh, Charlie. I don't know. Shh.
Isn't stuff... like... suppossed to pop out at us?
I don't know. I'm not sure. Let's watch and find out.
[bird screeching]
That came like right at you. Is this safe?
Charlie (eating spaghetti out of a zip-loc bag): What's your spaghetti policy?
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