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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 13

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 13 quotes

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S13 E5The Gang Gets New Wheels

Jonathan?

JJonathan

'Sup?

What is this? What am I seeing?

JJonathan

This is that gas guzzler I was mentioning. I dunno, think I'm gonna donate it to the fire department or something-

C-can- can I... can I purchase it from-? I will purchase it from you. The blue book value, I'll give you double.

JJonathan

Deal!

(happily sighs) Begone from me now.

JJonathan

What?

Begone from me, you soy boy beta cuck, the transaction is complete.

JJonathan

Dennis, I don't understand-

BEGOOOOOOOOONE!

[Dennis spots Charlie and Mac in his new Range Rover]

Hey, Charlie? Mac?

Dennis!

The cops, the parents - they're all after us!

How'd you get a Range Rover?! Just- get in, get in!

Yeah, get in.

Oh man, we did a bad thing!

Oh, Jesus...

Just get out of here, man! Go, go, go! We did a bad thing, dude! I think I killed a kid!

He did, I saw him. I think the kid's dead.

Shh, shh, shh... doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

[Dennis drives to an accident site with Frank and Dee standing by it]

Hey! Hey, Dee, Frank, what's up?

We almost got T-boned by an Asian. It was totally my fault; she did everything by the book. Very surprising.

[They get in]

Also, Dee banged a kid.

No, no, I was trying to cuck a bit-!

Shhhh, shh, shh, shh. It doesn't matter. It's okay. You're in the Range Rover now. All is well.

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