This sucks. This sucks a bag of dicks.
“Dee Gives Birth” · Season 6, Episode 12
In this episode: Dennis Reynolds (2), Mac McDonald (1), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1)
Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale.
Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!
If you do not get my sister her stories and a new room as soon as possible, then I will come down on this hospital like the hammer of Thor! THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSAND WINDS!
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