Are you wearing makeup?
I'm always wearing a little bit of foundation but that's not the point.
“The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods” · Season 6, Episode 11
In this episode: Charlie Kelly (4), Dennis Reynolds (2), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1), Frank Reynolds (1)
Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?
That's leather? I thought it was plastic.
Who the hell wears a plastic suit?
I just don't question the things you do anymore.
That's all our money!
No, it's all my money. You lost your money when you said no to the trucker.
If animals have taught me anything, it's that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road.
This is for the rats!
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