Plasma-Armed battle tanks, Maim-bots, death ray cannons, a sack of taquitos?
Just a few supplies I will need to complete my mission.
You get my taquitos yet?
Your exile... I mean, mission is to observe the planet, Zim. Not anhialate it.
Yes, but I'm quite good at ahnialating.
TAQUITOS! And a clown with no head.
Look. We'd love to grant your request, but we think you're insane. Uh, untrained.
Untrained!? Invader Zim!?
You're trained as an invader, Zim. Battle tanks are for hardened soldiers.
Hrm!
Hey! How about we send Zim to Hobo 13? It's the... um... finest military training planet ever. Zim! On Hobo 13, you'll be torn limb from limb!
Evaluated! Evaluated as a soldier! If you pass, we'll send you a BIG bag of battle tanks!
But not that clown thing.
HEADLESS CLOWN! HEADLESS CLOOOOOOOOOOWN!
[knocks GIR aside] Very well, my Tallest! To obtain my tanks, I will allow the evacuation of my incredible brain meats. Zim out!
How about clown taquitos? [Zim ends transmission]
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