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Invader Zim · Season 1, Episode 1

Zim, Tallest Red and others in “The Nightmare Begins”

Sorry, I'm late, my tallest. I couldn't find my invitation. You're lucky I made it at all.

You weren't invited at all.

Weren't you banished to FoodCourtia? Shouldn't you be... frying something?

Oh, I quit when I found out about this.

You quit being banished!?!?!?

The assigning is over, Zim.

But you can't have an invasion without me! I was in Operation Impending Doom 1! Don't you remember?

Oh yes. We remember…

[flashback]

[in giant robot destroying a city] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

PPilot

But sir, we're still on our own planet!

Silence! Twist those knobs! Twist those knobs! You! Pull some levers! Pull some levers! [resumes his maniacal laughter as his rampage continues]

[end of flashback]

I put the fires out.

You made them worse!

Worse… or better?

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