Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you. Standing behind us, however, are the soldiers we've chosen for roles in one of the most crucial parts in Operation Impending Doom II! [mockingly] You in the audience just get to sit and watch.
You should have tried harder!
These superior ones…
[points at themselves] Not as superior as us, of course…
Pft, duh. These less superior than us but still quite superior soldiers will each be assigned to an enemy planet!
There, you will blend in with the hidious native inhabitants.
All the while gathering crucial information, assessing the planet's weaknesses, making it vulnerable to our big... spaceship... gang...
The armada. Now! LET THE ASSIGNING BEGIN!
WHOOO!
Step forward, Invader Larb.
Ahh, you seem to have grown since last you stood before us, soldier.
You've been assigned to the planet Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people.
[A hologram appears behind the which shows Larb being attacked by rat people]
[beginning to Notice] Why would you draw that?
However, because of your increased height, we've decided to give you the planet Vort, home of the universe's most comfortable couch.
[The hologram changes to one of Larb relaxing on an oversized sofa]
Yes!
Next… Invader Spleen!
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