GIR quotes from Invader Zim

Zim

Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!

GIR

[screaming] I made it myself!!!

So take it from me, the Krazy Taco! You won't find a crazier taco then the ones you'll find at the Krazy Taco! Remember, our Drive-Thru's open the whole niiight! Sweet jumpin' jelly bean, I'm CRAZY!!

GIR

Must obey the taco man!

Zim

I don't think you understand how serious this is! Tacos are not worth ruining the mission. I am your master, and you will obey me! Obey me! (Zim kneels on the ground as if he was begging) ...Pleeeeeaaassse?

GIR

Maybe you're right... we can get a giant burrito too!

So that's two large tacos, burrito, and a medium "GIR take us back to the base right now." Do you want a drink with that?

Gir

[to Krazy Taco Worker] What kinda drinks you got?

We got New Poop, Classic Poop, Diet Poop, Cherry Poop, and Salty Lemonade.

Gir

Gimme a large Classic Poop!

Zim

GIR.

GIR

Yes, master?

Zim

GIR, I have your tacos.

GIR

...GIMME!!!!

Zim

No, GIR.

GIR

But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes...

Zim

Behold! A hunter destroyer-

GIR

What is it?

Zim

A hunter destroy-

GIR

What is it?!?

Zim

...A hunter destroyer machine.

Zim

I will leave you to your...

GIR

[whispering to Zim] Moosey fate!

Zim

Eh...

GIR

[whispering] Say moosey fate!

Zim

...Your moosey fate.

Zim

But I chose this particular worm hole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies: A ROOM with a MOOSE!!

Dib

AAAAAHHHH- Wait a minute! Did you say, a room with a moose?

Zim

Yes. Your fear is overwhelming, no?

Dib

Um...no. What's so scary about a room with a stupid moose? I mean, yeah, that's a big moose, but really-

Zim

Oh, you'll see. PREPARE YOUR BLADDER FOR IMMINENT RELEASE!

Dib

Nuh-uh!

Dib

Are those walnuts?

Zim

Yes.

GIR

My walnuts!

Zim

(to GIR) Wadda ya watching?

GIR

Angry Monkey.

Zim

THAT... horrible monkey!

GIR

Mm-Hm! Where's Ultra Peepi?

Zim

He's working.

Zim

Hurry, GIR! The mission's been compromised! I think we've been seen out of our disguises...by a human!

GIR

But Dib's seen us before...and he knows where we live!

Zim

Heh heh, Dib. No, this is different. This is serious...

GIR

[screams] [walks over to TV, turns on the Angry Monkey Show, and sits down to watch]

Zim

GIR!!

GIR

Oh, yeah... [screams again]

GIR

Awww! He's cute! And sticky looking!

Zim

Cute?!? This is a serious threat to our mission!

GIR

He's just a baby! [gets in front of the window] HI BABY! [Zim tackles GIR]

GIR

I'm guarding the house!

Gaz

Where's Dib?

GIR

[turning to duty mode and producing weapons from his head] None may pass! You are an intruder!

Gaz

[angrily] Where's Dib?

GIR

[retracts weapons] He's down there!

Zim

GIR!

GIR

My taquitos! My taquitos! TAQUITOS!!!

GIR

Then a giant squirrel showed up.

Zim

GIR!!

[to Zim] Let her talk! Can't you see she's upset? [to GIR] Now, don't you mean, Dib showed up?

GIR

No! The squirrel showed up first. Then Dib showed up.

[points to man in squirrel costume] AAGHHHH, what is that?

GIR

And then the squirrel ate Dib's greasy head. [man in squirrel costume proceeds to mutilate Actor Dib's head as the other actors back away terrified] And then the squirrel flew away! [man in squirrel costume gets picked up by cables] After that, he flew back to his home planet to fight all the bad guys. [costume rips and man falls on two actors in alien costumes]

...What does that have to do with anything?!?

GIR

Me 'n the squirrel are friends.

GIR

(slurping)

Aah!My intestine!

GIR

Tee-He He He He He-e!