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S1 E13

Invader Zim · Season 1, Episode 13

GIR, Zim and others in “Mysterious Mysteries”

GIR

Then a giant squirrel showed up.

Zim

GIR!!

Host

[to Zim] Let her talk! Can't you see she's upset? [to GIR] Now, don't you mean, Dib showed up?

GIR

No! The squirrel showed up first. Then Dib showed up.

Actor playing Dib

[points to man in squirrel costume] AAGHHHH, what is that?

GIR

And then the squirrel ate Dib's greasy head. [man in squirrel costume proceeds to mutilate Actor Dib's head as the other actors back away terrified] And then the squirrel flew away! [man in squirrel costume gets picked up by cables] After that, he flew back to his home planet to fight all the bad guys. [costume rips and man falls on two actors in alien costumes]

Host

...What does that have to do with anything?!?

GIR

Me 'n the squirrel are friends.

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