Sorry... I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions...
It's called life, Dib. Sit down!
“Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Dib (9), Zim (6), Ms. Bitters (2), GIR (1), Zita (1)
ZZita
Ms. Bitters?
[is startled into waking from a brief snooze in her desk chair] Yes, Zita?
ZZita
I think Dib seems crazier than normal today. Can we use one of the crazy cards to send him to the crazy house for boys?
Each class only gets three cards a month. Are you sure you want to use one?
[Everyone looks at Dib who is twitching and falls to the floor.]
ZZita
Yeah...
Where are we?
Some kind of alternate universe. It's based on my imagination somehow.
And you brought me here?!? You sickening, troublesome human!
[Zim activates his robot spider legs and approaches Dib threateningly]
Hey! The only way out is through my head! Anything happens to me and you're stuck here forever!
[Zim retracts his robot spider legs]
Curse yoooouuuu! Wait- I can still do stuff to your legs, right?
I guess, but- wait! No!
Gah! Curse yoooouuuu!
My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?
[A mystic escape portal is in Dib's own forehead]
There! That should be wide enough.
What about me? How do I get back?
Good question! ...But I don't care!
MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!!!
I... didn't... say anything about your head.
You're the only one who can help!
Help?!? You?!?
My dad won't let me use his equipment and I need to reverse the effects!
Help?!? You come to me, your greatest, most amazing enemy? Your future slave master and you ask for help?!?
You're the only other person with the technology to-
Be gone with you! I have had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... CORN!
...I haven't been eating corn.
LIAR!!!
I'm not here because I like you, Dib. I'm just here for your filthy gargantuan head!
OH! Now It's gargantuan!
(thinking to himself) Maybe my head is big...
GIR!
My taquitos! My taquitos! TAQUITOS!!!
NWNightmare Whitecoat Buck
Neck blinking boy! [The face on Nightmare Whitecoat Buck's shoulder pad comes alive and takes a bite out of the ice cream. Nightmare white coat Buck punches the face and it makes a high pitched yell. Nightmare white coat Buck takes a bite from the ice cream.] It's time to go!
[Nightmare Whitecoat Buck laughs. The straight-jacket creature runs over to Dib. It wraps itself around him.]
Where?
[Nightmare Dib steps into the light, revealing that he is also in a straight-jacket and has lobotomy scars.]
NDNightmare Dib
Right through your big head!
[The straight-jacket runs back to the worm platform. The cell closes behind them.]
MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!
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