Zim quotes from Invader Zim

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Bye Dib! Thanks for the information! I got a few more lawn gnomes to plant.

Zim

Sweet jumpin' jelly bean!

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Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!

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I will give you tacos. Oh, such tacos will I give... but first you have to take us back to the base. [Pause.] They're only getting colder, GIR!

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LEAVE NO EVIDENCE!

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(pounding on computer) NO! NO! THE MOOSE HAS FAILED ME!

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You made me do this, Peepi! I hate to be the bad guy, but you must be disciplined! Or you'll never learn!

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Why? Because! When you create a giant monster of doom, you have to-..You have to-.. I don't know.

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But stop sniffling sad little Earth-monkey, Ultra-peepi will live on...[starts waving hand] out there...in the stars.

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Uh-huh, that's the sawdust.

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Truly I am amazing. How could they not cheer the very sight of my progress? Still, I am becoming impatient with my incredibly subtle infiltration of this planet, and am growing ever hungrier to be the destruction of the humans. Destruction is nice!

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Get off my head, GIR.

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I have a good feeling about this lead, I can almost taste the humans being destroyed, IT'S DELICIOUS! This Mars holds the key, I just know it! New words of praise will have to be invented just so they can p- GET OFF MY HEAD!

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I was lying.

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[to Tak] I have come to accept your feelings for me thereby choosing me as your 'love-pig'..... FEEL HONORED! Prepare yourself, filthy beast of meat and hair. Your magical love adventure begins NOW!

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Curse you, snacks! CURSE YOOOOUUUU!

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[eating cafeteria food, gags] It's delicious! It's delicious! I AM NORMAL!!