Zim quotes from Invader Zim

Zim

We cannot fail, GIR. Even as a small Irken smeet my dream was to pass probing day like a Slor Beast passes her young. Jiggly! And full of juice...

Zim

My empire of doom begins NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!

Zim

Oh, that's Mini-Moose, my other sidekick. Yep, been with me the whole time.

Zim

Fool! My fellow hideous inferior human pig smellies are insulted by this constant slander!

Zim

Give me back my PAK, Dib! I need it to live! Without it, I can only survive in ten minutes and the countdown has already started! I am not going to expire on this filthy planet because of you!

Zim

Now to unleash screaming temporal doom.

Object not compatible with temporal field.

Zim

Oh, not compatible!? Is this thing just completely useless? Not compatible.

Object accepted. Temporal displacement to process.

Zim

Huh?

Dib

[Deep Voice] YOU WILL PAY FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD, ZIM! YOU WILL PAY!

Zim

That last piggy should have reduced him to nothing. What happened? Where did history go wrong?

Zim

Only one left? NOOOOOO!

GIR

Yay, We're Doomed!

Zim

Of course, my scary sister. I obey.

Of course, my scary sister. I obey.

Zim

[back to normal voice] That was them! I have to return this thing now!

GIR

No! I'm still watching it! I wanna see what happens! I need it! [GIR knocks his bag of Poop Corn off of the couch and starts crying.] Whu...WHHHHHHHHYYYYYY!?! [Zim takes the DVD of the movie and walks out the door with it. GIR runs around in circles screaming and crying. He stops running and hops in place. He holds his head and screams a long high pitched scream and then falls to the floor, asleep and snoring.]

Dib

No. I'm sick of waiting and watching. I should take action! I'm… talking out loud some more. Odd. I'M GOING FOR IT! [jumps into the air and lands on Zim's lawn, dodges the gnomes as they lock on him and end up blasting their heads off, and lands on Zim's doorstep, making several poses and knocks on the door]

Zim

[answers the door; confused] Huh?

Dib

I've got a few things to tell you, Zim. [pan up to the sky as the sun changes from mid-day to early evening, pan back down] And that's all I have to say about that.

Zim

[pondering] Ehh… okay. [goes back inside his house for a few seconds, and reappears with a suitcase and Gir] I can't argue with that, Dib. You've won. I'm giving myself up to the Earth authorities. [to Gir] It's been nice working with you, Gir. Now, self-destruct.

Gir

Finally! [laughs, emits out a high-pitched noise, and explodes]

Dib

This feeling, the power! It isn't going away! Things really are going to be different for me! At last! [makes a fighting pose] YAH!

You've opened the world's eyes to the existence of aliens, Dib! Now what?

Dib

There are many other mysteries still unsolved. I figured, you know… I'll do some of that. [smiles at the camera while the flashes of cameras and microphones surround him]

Zim

DIB!

Dib

[enters the room, with Claire Danes holding his arms] It's been years, Zim.

Zim

Twenty of your years to be precise, enduring these indignities. The only reason I have not tried to escape is because it amuses me.

Dib

Amuses you to what?

Zim

Ah, yes! The invasion!

Dib

I didn't ask you about the invasion.

Zim

Oh, you didn't? Well, you were supposed to. Well, they'll be here! The armada will come and there's nothing you can do about it!

Dib

We'll see, Zim. We'll see.

Zim

That's it! Time!

GIR

What you say?

Zim

If I can bring the time field around the explosion back up to regular speed, it'll fix everything!

GIR

No it won't...

Zim

The explosion will blow up like normal and be gone forever!

GIR

But won't it just explode? Just like this! KABLAM!

Zim

Do not interrupt my being ingenious!

Zim

There! I've accelerated Dib's time field to cancel out the field around the explosion. Computer! What's the angle of trajectory?

36 mark 2. But seriously, if you just speed up the explosion-

Zim

I don't pay you to contradict me!

You don't... pay me at all...

GIR

[being used as a catapult for an accelerator to speed up the explosion] But if the big 'splodey goes fast, won't it get all bad?

GIR

GIR, reporting for duty.

Zim

"GIR"? What does the G stand for?

GIR

[confused] I don't know! [pauses, then begins screaming and hitting himself]

Zim

Ummm, is it supposed to be stupid?

Tallest Purple

It's not stupid; [sarcastically] it's advanced!