There's no unconditional love, it's just unconditional need. Don't make this child a victim of your biological clock.
S5 E6Joy
[House watches as Cuddy is holding the newborn baby]
Now it's time to say those magic words you'll be telling her for the rest of her life: "Mommy's got to go to work."
I need a genetic disease.
I'm sure you're carrying a few.
[Cuddy is sitting crying on the floor of the nursery she created that might never be used; someone knocks at the door and she answers it to find House]
It's really not the greatest time for gloating.
[walking in] There's more than one baby in the sea. The world is full of teenaged boys riding bareback.
[shaking her head] No, I'm done. I can't go through that again.
You're quitting, just like you quit IVF.
Yeah, just like that.
There, you just said it again. [Cuddy smiles] That's too bad. You would have made a great mother.
[looking up in disbelief] You son of a bitch. When I was getting a baby, you told me I would suck as a mother. Now that I've lose it, you tell me I'd be great as a mother. [Approaching House in anger] Why do you need to negate EVERYTHING!?
[quietly] I don't know. [Cuddy stares at him]
[House moves in and the two share a passionate kiss]
S5 E7The Itch
Did you speak to Cuddy last night?
She's fine. Why would it take anyone more than a few hours to get over misplacing a baby?
You spoke to her?
Kinda hit that, so she's all on my jock.
Whoa...wha..what?
Huh. Everyone else thought I was kidding.
You hit? Like making out? Or full on sex or -
Got a chart laid out with all the bases. I'll take you through it.
Well, what are you going to do?
What can I do? I'm going to ignore her for the rest of my life. This mosquito bite kept me awake -
Don't care about the bug bite. She's your boss.
So now I have two reasons to ignore her. It was...just a kiss.
There's a reason -
Yes. Those large things in her bra.
You were hiding it from me! Means it meant something to you.
Yeah, I fiendishly concealed it within the phrase 'I hit that'.
If you dated Cuddy there would -
[House is answering the phone]
Sorry, I get better reception when you're not here.
With the risk of infection Chase won't actually -
He's not going to do surgery in some crazy dude's house.
You just said -
What I said was that Chase would put him under at the house, we'd take him into the hospital, open him up, do our thing, then slip him back into his room for the post-op, without him ever finding out that we tricked him. So that was implied.
It's unethical.
He'll be asleep.
He gets to make his own calls, even if he's asleep.
Right, forget about the patient. What is going on with you? This is why we left House's team. To avoid this constant flood of pure craziness.
It's why I left House. You got fired.
Hey, Cameron, how would you like your old job back? I'm asking because it's the only way I can fire you.
Sorry, in ER we like to actually resuscitate dying people, not just let them flop around.
S5 E8Emancipation
But not every teenager is having sex.
But every teenager is stupid.
[to Foreman] House did something solely out of self interest? Freaky.
I treated her based on the symptoms she presented.
You treated her based on empathetic orphan syndrome, almost killed her in the process.
I went to Cuddy's house. I didn't go in. I went home without ringing either her metaphorical or actual bell.
Huh.
You're processing.
I'm scrubbing.
'Huh' means processing.
'Huh' means acknowledging. If you prefer I can say 'hah', or 'hmm' or -
No insights, no opinions? You're disappointing.
You made a decision. I can't tell you what's right for you.
Seriously? Because last week you could. Last year you could. It seems to come pretty easy to you.
Do you want me to tell you what you should do?
I want you to stop thinking that acting inscrutable makes you anything other than annoying.
Interesting. [walks off]
[calls after him] Holding things in can give you cancer!
We could save this patient but all you care about is getting your answer!
Your point being?
S5 E9Last Resort
[Jason goes back into Cuddy's office with Thirteen, a nurse and patients, holding a gun]
JJason
I'm sick and I want to know why. I want the best doctor in this hospital here now! Or I'm going to start killing people.
[House looks at Thirteen and the other hostages in the room.]
[pause, then with eyebrows raised] What seems to be the problem?
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