This another pet? Cause it's going to end badly. Again. Remember we talked about this. At least I talked, and you stared at me eerily. I think it was eerily. "Eerily" felt like the best-case scenario.
S8 E1Twenty Vicodin
MMendelson
Why you keep helping him out?
Yeah, why would I wanna make sure that my homicidal cellmate is taking the right anti-psychotics?
JADr. Jessica Adams
I checked your file. You didn't have a bad lawyer. You had no lawyer. You took the first deal they offered because you wanted to punish yourself. You think getting beat up, saving this one guy is going to wipe your slate clean?
No.
Then why are you doing this?
Because I have a gift.
That look of shock is elitist and offensive. Doctors can be degenerates too. This is America.
Before I went to Med School. Thought about getting a PHD in Physics. You ever hear of dark matter? The galaxies rotate. Motion of the universe. It means there's six times more stuff than we can detect. But it's theorized. No one's ever proved it exists.
So uh, so you want to research it? Why?
It's the greatest mystery there is. Theory of everything.
And completely divorced from humanity.
Me and humanity, we got married too young.
S8 E2Transplant
Nice painting. Blues and greens. Calming, but with a hint of nurturing. Totally offsets the stench of suffering and death. Where's my patient? We need to not talk.
Get this straight. You break the law, you go back to jail. Scam extra Vicodin, back to jail. Flout my authority, make the hospital look bad, back to jail. I own you.
Yassa, massa.
See, that would be an example.
Okay, I'll go first. My boss dumped me, and yours what? Called you his china doll? Joked about what a crappy deal you got for Manhattan? Assumed that you had a huge penis? I have no idea what flavor you are, so I thought I'd just cover the spread.
CPDr. Chi Park
My mom's Filipino, dad's Korean, and my boss grabbed my behind.
Behind what? Oh, yeah, your... grabbed your tushy.
WMr. Weathers
I told you, my son didn't do cocaine.
Druggies are not known for their honesty. Trust me on this one. [pops Vicodin]
But just do whatever you have to do to get over this. Punch me in the face, kick me in the nuts. Either or. Both seems excessive.
S8 E3Charity Case
You said we were meeting for coffee.
Well, when someone asks you if you want coffee, they obviously don't just mean coffee. Wait, did you think I was referring to sex? [to Park] Would you shut the blinds on the way out?
In the meantime, there's no way a do-gooder like you isn't volunteering all over town. Ladling kittens, spaying soup.
There is a free clinic in Trenton.
Well, think of it as today's free clinic, only with fewer bums with herpes.
House, I worked for you for 7 years. I know how you operate. So when I see symptoms magically show up right when you need them...
And I was your boss for 7 years, and I know what a suspicious, micromanaging hardass you are.
I'm not joking. You're fired. Don't come in tomorrow.
RHDr. Remy "Thirteen" Hadley
House...
I can work with people who've got nowhere else to go. People who've got something to prove. People who just get off on weird cases. but I can't work with someone who is here so she doesn't have to feel bad.
You're trying to save me.
Yes. I think that little of you and that much of me.
PPark
You do know I punched the last person that pissed me off?
[while rolling her eyes and walking away] Was it Santa?
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