When was the last time you talked to him?
Uh, I think it was after... when did his girlfriend die? He wanted time alone. I considered being a horrendous pain in the ass, but I didn't want to tred on your turf.
S5 E1Dying Changes Everything
This is Dr. House. He's too brilliant for introductions.
People die! You, Amber, everyone. Don't act like you just figured that out. I gave you a diagnosis. You don’t like it, there are exits on every floor.
Almost dying changes nothing. Dying changes everything.
I don't blame you. I wanted to. I tried to. I must have reviewed Amber's case file 100 times to find a way... but it wasn't your fault.
Then... we're okay? I mean, I know you're not, but... maybe I can help.
We're not okay. Amber was never the reason I was leaving. I didn't want to tell you because... because I was trying, like I always do, to protect you. Which is the problem. You spread misery because you can't feel anything else. You manipulate people because you can't handle any kind of real relationship. And I've enabled it, for years, the games, the binges, the middle of the night phone calls. I should've been the one on the bus, not... you should have been alone on the bus. If I learned anything from Amber it's that I have to take care of myself. We're not friends anymore, House. I'm not sure we ever were.
S5 E2Not Cancer
We need to remove the eye.
It's her only working eye.
We could remove the other one, but since it's not killing her, I thought this way was less insane.
[looks at Foreman after the patient hallucinated that House was going to chop her head off] Hallucination. That's a brain thing, right?
Only two things you ignore: things that aren't important and things you wish weren't important. And wishing never works.
How many friends do you have?
Seventeen.
Seriously? Do you have a list?
No, I knew this conversation was really about you, so I just gave you an answer so you could get back to your train of thought.
Want to be my friend?
No, you scare me a little.
S5 E3Adverse Events
You've discovered that one of us has been hiding the ability to stretch or shrink themselves?
No. I would never out someone's superpowers.
People should not be testing drugs because they're desperate. But, people won't test drugs unless they're desperate. We need drugs to save children and puppies, ergo we need desperate people, ergo welfare kills sick children.
How'd you know that I liked roses?
I was in your house last night.
I know "heart" and "head" start with the same three letters, but you gotta read all the way to the end.
You know, people hate people who have theories about people.
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