TV QuotesDatabase
S5 E7

House · Season 5, Episode 7

Wilson and House in “The Itch”

Did you speak to Cuddy last night?

She's fine. Why would it take anyone more than a few hours to get over misplacing a baby?

You spoke to her?

Kinda hit that, so she's all on my jock.

Whoa...wha..what?

Huh. Everyone else thought I was kidding.

You hit? Like making out? Or full on sex or -

Got a chart laid out with all the bases. I'll take you through it.

Well, what are you going to do?

What can I do? I'm going to ignore her for the rest of my life. This mosquito bite kept me awake -

Don't care about the bug bite. She's your boss.

So now I have two reasons to ignore her. It was...just a kiss.

There's a reason -

Yes. Those large things in her bra.

You were hiding it from me! Means it meant something to you.

Yeah, I fiendishly concealed it within the phrase 'I hit that'.

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

More House quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's House pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.