[Wilson is knocking on the door.]
Just let him in.
No! He's like a stray... he'll eat everything, shed all over the place, and crap on the floor.
House · Season 7
[Wilson is knocking on the door.]
Just let him in.
No! He's like a stray... he'll eat everything, shed all over the place, and crap on the floor.
[Answers cell phone] Hi, this is Gregory House. I can't take your call at the moment. Please leave a message. If this is Wilson, I'm fine. Not suicidal. Not on drugs. Coping very well with the loss of my last patient. So feel free to go about your day without worrying. Beeeeep.
[both outside House's door and on cell phone] House, you can't just NOT show up to work. What's Cuddy going to say?
If this is still Wilson, she gave me the day off and tomorrow. [Cuddy glares at him.] Okay, maybe not tomorrow, but today. I'm fine. Now go away! ...........beeeeeeeep.
So you gonna ask me about this Huntington's trial? And by ask I mean give me your opinion.
No. There's one thing, though....will you have sex with me?
...what?
Well, this trial means you're leaving right away. I was playing a long game. Deadlines have been moved up.
I really do have to leave.
I know.
Then what's the problem?
This isn't going to work.
....that's it? You can't just say that and shut up.
It's just a statement of fact, it's not a debatable proposition.
Right...because you can see the future.
No, but I can see the past and you're going to remember all the horrible things I've done and try to convince yourself that I've changed and I'm going to start doing those horrible things again because I haven't changed...then you'll realize that I'm an insane choice for someone who has a kid. And from there it's a short step to the inevitable conclusion that all of this...was a mistake. Tell me any of that isn't true.
The only time you're afraid is when you're happy. You just don't expect it to last.
'Cause it doesn't.
You don't know that.
I've done horrible things to you. And I'll do horrible things again, to you. Because of one stupid moment with a dying girl in a pile of rubble, you think I can change. Tell me where I'm wrong.
I don't want you to change. I know you're screwed up. I know you are always going to be screwed up. But you're the most incredible man I've ever known. You are always going to be the most incredible man I have ever known. So, unless you're breaking up with me, I am going home now.
[She kisses him goodbye and gets up to leave, to be held back by House grabbing her hand.]
I love you.
[After Cuddy gives House a kiss in front of Wilson to confirm House's claims to him]
I've been more passionate with my great-aunt.
Mabel? Up high!
[A brief pause after House holds up his right hand. Cuddy grabs his crotch with a surprised look from Wilson.]
We done here?
[Wilson nods and she leaves.]
She didn't even ask me to cough. [To Cuddy] I think you straightened out my limp.
And you're not worried you're being selfless to the point of self-denial?
You've never been inspired by someone?
What happened?
She said 'yes' and I heard 'no'. I didn't actually hear 'no', but I just was sure that's what she meant. The way she tilted her head and half arched her eyebrow. What do I even care what she meant? She said 'yes', that's all that matters. ....I'm screwing this up.
HR can't find you a new supervisor.
How come?
Because you're unsuperviseable, House. Two department chairs threatened to quit.
[To his sister Della, the patient] You do so many great things. I just watch. I get to watch and coach and cheer. That's not me out there. It never will be. If you take this piece of me, carry it with you, then I really can share everything you do. THIS is the great thing I can do with my life. Don't make me live without you.
We're fine. Never seen her happier.
Yeah? How about you?
I'm worried.
Because she's happy?
No. Because I am.
House, that's...
Ironic? Weird? Crazy?
I was going to say normal.
So we're taking this case because you are a fan?
No, that would be crazy and unprofessional. You're taking this case because I said so.
We need to make her cooperate. We have to offer her something she wants.
She wants to kill herself, House.
...I can work with that.
You used a 3 million dollar piece of hospital equipment so you could read a novel?
Cool, right?
Well, as your girlfriend, I'm impressed. As your boss, you're a jackass. Don't do it again.
As your boyfriend, I thank you. As your employee, I resent you because I need this for my case.
As your boss, you just got six more clinic hours next week.
Oh, and she's not like Cameron.
True. Cameron had much smaller breasts. By which I mean she was smarter.
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