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House · Season 5, Episode 6

“Joy” quotes from House

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“Joy” · Season 5, Episode 6

In this episode: Gregory House (5), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (2), James Wilson (1)

Thirty-seven-year-old male with recurring blackouts.

Tell him to switch from tequila to bourbon. Worked for me.

There's no unconditional love, it's just unconditional need. Don't make this child a victim of your biological clock.

[House watches as Cuddy is holding the newborn baby]

Now it's time to say those magic words you'll be telling her for the rest of her life: "Mommy's got to go to work."

[Cuddy is sitting crying on the floor of the nursery she created that might never be used; someone knocks at the door and she answers it to find House]

It's really not the greatest time for gloating.

[walking in] There's more than one baby in the sea. The world is full of teenaged boys riding bareback.

[shaking her head] No, I'm done. I can't go through that again.

You're quitting, just like you quit IVF.

Yeah, just like that.

There, you just said it again. [Cuddy smiles] That's too bad. You would have made a great mother.

[looking up in disbelief] You son of a bitch. When I was getting a baby, you told me I would suck as a mother. Now that I've lose it, you tell me I'd be great as a mother. [Approaching House in anger] Why do you need to negate EVERYTHING!?

[quietly] I don't know. [Cuddy stares at him]

[House moves in and the two share a passionate kiss]

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