Did you speak to Cuddy last night?
She's fine. Why would it take anyone more than a few hours to get over misplacing a baby?
Kinda hit that, so she's all on my jock.
Huh. Everyone else thought I was kidding.
You hit? Like making out? Or full on sex or -
Got a chart laid out with all the bases. I'll take you through it.
Well, what are you going to do?
What can I do? I'm going to ignore her for the rest of my life. This mosquito bite kept me awake -
Don't care about the bug bite. She's your boss.
So now I have two reasons to ignore her. It was...just a kiss.
Yes. Those large things in her bra.
You were hiding it from me! Means it meant something to you.
Yeah, I fiendishly concealed it within the phrase 'I hit that'.
If you dated Cuddy there would -
[House is answering the phone]
Sorry, I get better reception when you're not here.
With the risk of infection Chase won't actually -
He's not going to do surgery in some crazy dude's house.
What I said was that Chase would put him under at the house, we'd take him into the hospital, open him up, do our thing, then slip him back into his room for the post-op, without him ever finding out that we tricked him. So that was implied.
He gets to make his own calls, even if he's asleep.
Right, forget about the patient. What is going on with you? This is why we left House's team. To avoid this constant flood of pure craziness.
It's why I left House. You got fired.
Hey, Cameron, how would you like your old job back? I'm asking because it's the only way I can fire you.
Sorry, in ER we like to actually resuscitate dying people, not just let them flop around.
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