George Washington
[narrating] And so the British Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which taxed newspapers, playing cards, and all printed material imported by the colonies. The American colonists were not happy.
Charity Bazaar
We're not happy.
Pule Houser
Hey, this tax is unfair!
Froggo
We won't pay! [Redcoats surround them and cock their guns.] Unless they make us.
George Washington
Then in 1767, Parliament passed the Townend act, which taxed tea, paper, glass, and lots of other items. Now the colonists were even less happy.
[The Redcoats surround Froggo, Charity, and Pule with their guns again.]
Charity Bazaar
Now we're even less happy.
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