Scott quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Chef Scott, this oven is cold. It's coming out cold.

What, you're just noticing this now?

No, I noticed it earlier.

Dude, you don't have the fuckin' gas on, stupid!

Why is the oven not on? Hello, dirtbrain. [voice cracks] WHY is the oven not on?!

I'm not sure, chef.

You're not sure. YOU DONKEY!

As Colleen gets schooled in spaghetti, Seth is hoping to score high marks with his first entrée.

Why's it all fucking mangled?

Because he didn't have it ready, and then he sliced it and seared all the chops.

Hey, Forrest! Come here you.

(interview) Ramsay, he keeps calling me "Forrest" as in Forrest Gump. I think it's a great name!

You didn't cook it properly temperature wise, so you decided to buckle it and bastardize it. Now you're really having a laugh, yeah?

(interview) Man, this poor lamb chop just got charred. No excuse for that first lamb.

Would you get excited to come here and eat that shit?

Absolutely not.

Yeah, fuck off, will you, yeah?

(interview) Listen, I screwed up the lamb, but at the end of the service, Gordon and I will be like peas and carrots once again!

Seth and Charlie have delivered their lobster spaghetti to the pass.

There's no fucking lobster in there.

Doesn't look like it, no.

But, it's missing one key ingredient.

[returns to the workstation and pushes a pan aside] Hey, fuck-wit! Come here you! Come here!

What's this?

There's no fucking lobster in it!

Shit!!

How can you give it to me with no lobster in there?!

We're stupid, chef. Apologies.

Wake up, Charlie!!

Yes, chef! Yes, chef!

And you [Seth], docile fucking idiot! What's the dish called?

Uhm... Uhm...

Spaghetti of lobster!!

(interview) I feel like I just got hit by a train!

What is going on? I'm waiting on four Caesar, two shrimp. Why aren't the shrimp on?

I've got them right here. I was throwing them on, Chef-

Get them on!

I am right now, chef. Sorry, chef.

Come on, Charlie!

Yes, chef.

Unbelievable. A Caesar salad and we're in the shit! [spots that Charlie's cooking cloth has caught fire] Your cloth's on fire! YOUR CLOTH'S ON FIRE!

(interview) Charlie, wake the fuck up, man.

Get it in the water, Scott, please, before he sets the place on fire.

I'm doing my best, chef.

(throws the cloth in the sink) If that's your best, you might want to rethink your best a little bit.

While Robert tries again on the John Dory, Chef Ramsay is counting on Giovanni on the meat station to get out the first entrée of the night.

(with a chewed up piece of chicken) What is that?

Giovanni's best.

Hey, Ben.

Chef?

Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? [gives the chicken to Ben] Here, that's your special. Yeah, have a word with him [Giovanni], yeah? He's given up. Take all the garnish back, do whatever you wish with it. Your special has now become not very special, thanks to Dickface (Giovanni) there. Hurry up, Giovanni!

Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.

Yeah, say that again?

I said I'm not dickface, chef.

Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!!! YOU FUCKING ARE!!! DONKEY!!!

No.

(interview) Whoo! Boy, oh boy.

Cause RIGHT NOW, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! DICKFACE!

(interview) I'm an emotional person, but he can get in my face all he wants. He will not break me.

You're sending SHIT, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm READY for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!

(interview) You know, he just wants you to pop off.

And you wanna get all sensitive!

No, chef!

You want to get all fucking negative!

No, chef!

Hey, look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!!

Yes, chef!

I'm not sending that SHIT, "CHEF!"

No, chef. Sorry, chef. (interview) I wasn't angry at him, I was angry at myself. It was just, I was boiling inside and... and he said something to me.

That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now put it BACK!!!

Yes, chef.

DICKFACE! [to Ben] Right, Ben.

Chef!

Get on meat with Giovanni, on there together, move!

Yes, chef. [to Giovanni] Don't worry about the Wellington, I got the rest.

(interview) One station failed...

[Andrea's pan catches on fire] Pan's on fire, pan's on fire!

...and another station failed. It's no joke.

We're going up in flames. [picks up Andrea's pan]

(interview) First night with the Black team, one big cluster fuck.

Same shit, different day! (throws the pan into the sink)

[Ben's pan also catches fire] What about the rest of the table? We need cover-up.

Dynamic six, yeah. My fucking ass. Fuck off, the lot of you. [walks out of the kitchen and throws his towel away]

What's going, Ben? (gets no response) Oh, my God almighty! Oh, come on. Three Dory, two salmon, one chicken. (sees what Ben is doing) Why is he putting the lettuce there like that? He's trying to sauté it.

I don't know, chef.

Look at the mess of this guy.

He throwing everything in a pot.

(interview) I was just absolutely... just mind-boggled.

[picks up a pan and a piece of lettuce] You've got a pan here like that and you're throwing lettuce on top like that... you're shit. You are so shit, you don't realise what you're doing!

(interview) Oh, man Ben! Like, come on. You know better than that.

Hey, come here a minute. Why are you doing this? You're just adding the lettuce to the tomato and cucumber, you're not sautéing the lettuce?

Chef, I was in a side pan s-sautéing the tomatoes and the cucumbers, chef. But I did it wrong, chef.

Yeah, you're fuckin' up, you're cutting corners, and you're slipping big time! Do you know what? Do you know your biggest problem that'll always be the downfall of your career? You're full of fuckin' shit! 'cause every time you get fuckin' something wrong, you give a bullshit fuckin' excuse, but right now, I'm fed up with your bullshit excuses!

(interview) There's really nothing that I can do to please Chef Ramsay, and I'm slowly but surely being able to accept that.

FUCK OFF!!

Yes, chef.

You're too dangerous to have on service. I asked you what you're doing, you said you're sautéeing tomatoes, ARE YOU FUCK! YOU DIRTY PIG! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! Un-fuckin'-believable.

(interview) What the fuck is going on?! I–I'm very upset right now, but I don't give up. I'm a good cook, I know how to cook. You know, I feel like I need to really try and pull it together. [goes in the bathroom to wash his face] Okay, we're back. (interview) I certainly ain't leaving here without a fight. I'll tell you that.

Come on, Donald! Let's go!

One minute, chef.

One minute.

(interview) One minute, I'm going up.

You've got to be kidding me.

(interview) One minute!!

One minute on that steak, chef.

Donald!!

One minute, chef.

Three minutes ago, you said one minute, yeah?

Yeah, I'm right there. One minute!

What's going on? You're shouting "one minute" just like a fucking idiot!

Uhm... Like a minute and a half.

Oh, my God. Fucking hell! Come on, Donald!

Yes, chef! Coming up. [delivers his meat to the pass] Sorry, chef.

Jesus Christ!! [checks the steak] What the fuck? Oh, my God! [returns to the workstation] Yeah, stop, STOP!! [Don groans] You keep me waiting and they arrive in the window, medium-well. And you're telling me one minute, I came back four minutes later it's still one minute.

Fuck.

Get out! Fuck off!

With dinner service complete.

He's really mad.

[to Justin] Yeah, as he should be.

[to Brian] No, really mad.

Chef Scott makes a rare visit to the dorm.

Let's go. Everybody, downstairs right now.

Yes, Chef. [The Blue Team head upstairs]

Chef wants to talk to all of you.

Yes, chef.

Right now.

Stay there, all of you just stay there. There's no way on Earth you're going back in there, I'm done. Red Team finished for you, brilliantly, BRILLIANTLY! How can they be so much better than you?

They're not, Chef.

They're not?

No.

[to Brian] You serve me soupy fucking risotto, (Roshni) wellingtons undercooked, (Patrick) cold lobster twice. [throws his towel] It's an absolute fucking joke!

(interview) He had every right to be mad it was embarrassing. It's our seventh dinner service it's embarrassing.

All of you, get upstairs and decide on two individuals leaving, don't take long. Fuck off. [The Blue Team return to the dorms]

Where’s your dignity, blue team?!

Anton lost our dignity.

CHICKEN WALKING!

Fish and chip!

Hey, hey Blue Team, all of you! Come here!

Yes, chef.

ALL OF YOU!!! Just touch that. Yeah, just touch how wet it is. It's not overcooked, it's like mush. It's like SOAKING WET DIAPER SHIT FISH AND CHIPS! All of you, come here. This is way too painful. You, you, you, you, you, and you, fuck off upstairs and have a rapid meeting. And come up with two individuals for elimination to get the fuck out of here. Now GET OUT!

[to Melanie] Two fresh fish and chips urgently!

Dropping right now, chef!

[interview] The blue team is a disaster. It’s a little hard for me to be a leader when I’ve got the Three Stooges standing on the other side doing shit. Open your ears and listen to what I’m saying. Because I’m speaking for a fucking reason.