[In the challenge. The blue team has three dishes while the red team only has two.]
So, blue team. Tortellinis, but sadly, no sauce.
[slouching against the counter] May I speak?
...from the red team. (to Tom) May you speak? May you stand up straight and stop acting like a slob?
Well I'm trying... no, I need to-
No no - cut the fucking bullshit, will you? Just stand up straight, at least look like a fucking cook!
[mocks Tom] Do I slouch and slob and talk like this like some big fat fucking slob?
(interview) Who do you think you're talking to? He doesn't want to get into a street fight with me. Trust me.
Chef Scott, this oven is cold. It's coming out cold.
What, you're just noticing this now?
No, I noticed it earlier.
Dude, you don't have the fuckin' gas on, stupid!
Why is the oven not on? Hello, dirtbrain. [voice cracks] WHY is the oven not on?!
You're not sure. YOU DONKEY!
You've stopped caring now. I can see it in your attitude.
Yes, you fucking have. You stopped caring now. What do you care about?
I care about making an ass of myself right now.
Really? Hey, congratulations. Exactly what you're just doing.
[A red table has walked out after waiting two hours for wellingtons]
Table has walked out. And the sad thing about it: you've given up so FUCKING easily because you don't give a SHIT! [kicks the bins] SHIT! (to the red team) Switch everything off, yeah?
[customers are leaving Hell's Kitchen]
L Lady
Alright, well thank you.
M Man
Yeah, thanks for nothing.
Everyone, shut the kitchen down.
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