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Hell's Kitchen · Season 2, Episode 3

“Episode Three” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

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“Episode Three” · Season 2, Episode 3

In this episode: Gordon (4), Tom (2), Sara Horowitz (1), Scott (1), Maribel (1), Giacomo (1)

[In the challenge. The blue team has three dishes while the red team only has two.]

So, blue team. Tortellinis, but sadly, no sauce.

[slouching against the counter] May I speak?

No tortellinis...

May I speak?

...from the red team. (to Tom) May you speak? May you stand up straight and stop acting like a slob?

Well I'm trying... no, I need to-

No no - cut the fucking bullshit, will you? Just stand up straight, at least look like a fucking cook!

Yes, chef.

[mocks Tom] Do I slouch and slob and talk like this like some big fat fucking slob?

(interview) Who do you think you're talking to? He doesn't want to get into a street fight with me. Trust me.

Chef Scott, this oven is cold. It's coming out cold.

What, you're just noticing this now?

No, I noticed it earlier.

Dude, you don't have the fuckin' gas on, stupid!

Why is the oven not on? Hello, dirtbrain. [voice cracks] WHY is the oven not on?!

I'm not sure, chef.

You're not sure. YOU DONKEY!

You've stopped caring now. I can see it in your attitude.

No, I haven't.

Yes, you fucking have. You stopped caring now. What do you care about?

I care about making an ass of myself right now.

Really? Hey, congratulations. Exactly what you're just doing.

[A red table has walked out after waiting two hours for wellingtons]

Missy.

Yes, chef.

Table has walked out. And the sad thing about it: you've given up so FUCKING easily because you don't give a SHIT! [kicks the bins] SHIT! (to the red team) Switch everything off, yeah?

Yes, chef.

[customers are leaving Hell's Kitchen]

LLady

Alright, well thank you.

MMan

Yeah, thanks for nothing.

Everyone, shut the kitchen down.

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