Charlie quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Mashed potatoes?

[brings his garnishes to the pass] Fuck!

What are you doing, Wil?

Sorry, chef. I don't know, and this is very hot. (to his teammates) We got a cold sizzle?

Dear, oh dear! Wil!

Yes, chef?

You're shit!

Yes, chef. I am.

You are so shit, it's unbelievable!

[hands Wil his garnish] Wil, here's your artichokes and potatoes. They're seasoned and ready, sir, yeah?

Thank you.

Are you on the garnish now, Robert?

I just want to help him out [Wil], chef.

Charlie's on the garnish, Robert's on the garnish, yeah? And Wil is on Planet Cuckoo.

(interview) Wil got thrown to the dogs on the garnish station. By the time I got around to help him, it was ugly.

Wil, there's not one cook in the kitchen that hasn't been on the garnish with you tonight!

(interview) Being on the receiving end of Chef Ramsay's wrath...(groans) yeah, that sorta sucked.

Dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Seth and Charlie have delivered their lobster spaghetti to the pass.

There's no fucking lobster in there.

Doesn't look like it, no.

But, it's missing one key ingredient.

[returns to the workstation and pushes a pan aside] Hey, fuck-wit! Come here you! Come here!

What's this?

There's no fucking lobster in it!

Shit!!

How can you give it to me with no lobster in there?!

We're stupid, chef. Apologies.

Wake up, Charlie!!

Yes, chef! Yes, chef!

And you [Seth], docile fucking idiot! What's the dish called?

Uhm... Uhm...

Spaghetti of lobster!!

(interview) I feel like I just got hit by a train!

(interview) Meat is one of my fortes. I definitely had six, seven out of eight without even looking.

Ring the bell, ring the bell. Go for it!

I can't hear that!

Ring the fucking bell!

Seven wrong for blue, let's go.

Holy shit! We're working backwards!

(interview) SETH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Seth's poor performance has set the men back. Now Lacey has a golden opportunity to redeem herself with her team.

Come on, Lacey!

(interview) It's my chance to show my team that I can step up, and that I deserve to be here.

Come on! We can do this!

Move it, Lacey!

(interview) Lacey was just moving things around for the feeling that she was doing something, and you know what, that's no different to how she is in the kitchen.

Six wrong.

Robert has only improved on Seth by one.

(to Lacey) Come on, let's go! Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Okay... (sees that Lacey has placed the "bottom round" label near one of the model cow's front legs) BOTTOM ROUND?! WHAT DOES "BOTTOM" MEAN? One, two, three, four, five, six wrong! Dear oh dear!

What is going on? I'm waiting on four Caesar, two shrimp. Why aren't the shrimp on?

I've got them right here. I was throwing them on, Chef-

Get them on!

I am right now, chef. Sorry, chef.

Come on, Charlie!

Yes, chef.

Unbelievable. A Caesar salad and we're in the shit! [spots that Charlie's cooking cloth has caught fire] Your cloth's on fire! YOUR CLOTH'S ON FIRE!

(interview) Charlie, wake the fuck up, man.

Get it in the water, Scott, please, before he sets the place on fire.

I'm doing my best, chef.

(throws the cloth in the sink) If that's your best, you might want to rethink your best a little bit.