The scallops are cooked, aren't they?
Why are they still in the pan if they're cooked? They're going to be overcooked, you stupid cow! Oh, my God! Who cooked the scallops last service? Who was that?
Come here, you! Come here! Show her how to cook a fucking scallop. Hey, by the way, she's not charging $300. Hey, this is free now. Free lesson! Stand back!
(interview) Colleen runs a cooking school, but she has no experience on the line and it clearly shows.
(to Lacey) Teach madam [Colleen] here how to cook a fucking scallop!
(interview) I almost felt honored in a weird way. (to Colleen) It's okay. It's alright.
[Lacey brings Colleen's scallops to the pass]
Colleen!! Do you see a difference? Pink in the middle, coloured both sides, yes?
Yeah, thank fuck for that. Let's go. God bless Nebraska.
Seth and Charlie have delivered their lobster spaghetti to the pass.
[Gordon checks the spaghetti; finds out that there's no lobster in it]
There's no fucking lobster in there.
Doesn't look like it, no.
But, it's missing one key ingredient.
[returns to the workstation and pushes a pan aside] Hey, fuck-wit! Come here you! Come here!
There's no fucking lobster in it!
How can you give it to me with no lobster in there?!
We're stupid, chef. Apologies.
And you [Seth], docile fucking idiot! What's the dish called?
(interview) I feel like I just got hit by a train!
[Gordon checks on salmon brought up by Colleen]
Oh, my God! [returns to the workstation] Come here you. Hey, Coi, come here! Carol, Lacey, come here! (to Colleen) Away now, two Wellington, yes, one salmon and one John Dory. Where's the John Dory?
(brief pause) I don't have the John Dory.
You don't have it. Hey, look, come here. Hey, there you go, look at that. [holds up the salmon] Look, look, hold on, hey, don't run away. IT'S BLACK! On top of that, there's an added bonus. It's fucking raw in the middle.
[Gordon angrily throws the salmon away and kicks the bin]
Fucking useless, fucking shit. You're not a cookery school teacher, are you? You're joking, aren't you?
No, I'm not joking, chef. I am a--
Tell me, tell me you're pomping yourself up to make yourself look good. You don't really have a cooking school?
No, chef, I own a cooking school. I have a business just like you do.
Your fucking business is not like my business. Hey, madam, let's get that fucking right.
You're robbing people! You're a thief!! I'm concerned for the poor bastards that you've taken money off of!! [sees another piece of salmon burning] Hey, madam, lift that lid off, it looks black.
SHIT! [Gordon and Coi look physically shocked] SHIT!!! IT'S BLACK!!!
Hey, madam, madam! GET OUT!! Get on the raw bar. Lacey! LACEY! Get on the fish!
(interview) Chef Ramsay's definitely not going to break me. He can ask me to leave, he can kick me out of the kitchen, he can do all those things, but he's not going to break me.
[Gordon checks on salmon brought up by Giovanni]
Giovanni! [returns to the workstation]
Hey, all of you come here! [points to Danny] He's cooking his ass off, surrounded by five muppets, yeah? The temperature's perfect, and I get that bit of shit there, look. I got given that! Would you eat that? [throws the salmon to Seth] Go on, eat it, eat it. (to Seth) Would you eat that?
(to Giovanni) Would you eat that?
[comes up to Giovanni] Hey, you can be pissed off. You got every fucking right to be pissed off. You know that, yes?
(interview) I've never had a chef come that close to me in my life. He can yell at me from across the kitchen, he doesn't have to get 2 inches away from my face.
Hey, is that your pink? Prep chef. You can prep a fucking scallop, you can't cook a fucking salmon. Come on, Giovanni!
