Sabrina Brimhall quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Here's the two beef and a lamb.

What is she doing?

Two beef and lamb, where's the halibut?

Well, I just wanted to bring this to you, chef.

You just what?

I wanted to bring this to you, chef.

What?!

(interview; in a high pitch voice) Wha-- a-- Is this bitch crazy?!

And where's the halibut, then? And where's the garnish? (to Gail) Are you ready?

No, chef. (interview) I told her not to bring the beef up because everything has to come up at the pass together so that we can send out the whole entire table together at the same time.

Why are you throwing them under the bus?

I'm not, chef.

So what the fuck is this doing here?!

I'm sorry, chef. I cooked it for you, chef. I don't know--

What can I do with it?

Nothing, chef.

Oh, fuck off. Hey, Baby Spice. As long as you're okay, right?

No, chef.

"Here's my food, fuck everybody else! She doesn't fucking care.

Sabrina, you are quite frankly the most selfish cook in here.

Believe it or not, you don't know me, and you don't know what I'm capable of, Chef. I made a mistake, I fucked up. Give me an opportunity to prove to you that I can do better, chef, and honestly if it's between us two (her and Lisa)... I mean... I'm...

Yeah, thank you.

She's spent, Chef... you know...I'm young. The world is my oyster. [simultaneously] Just give me...You're spent.

What was that? I'm spent? Spent?

[clarifying] Finished.

Yeah, you're finished.

Are you kidding me?

No, I'm serious.

I will cook circles around you, honey. I may be 48, but believe me, you don't have a chance.

Sabrina, who do you think should go home?

I think that Nona should go home, chef. Her idea of fine dining is fried chicken, chef? She can't cook asparagus. She...snores and it keeps us all awake, and I honestly believe she's good for nothing, chef.

(whispering) That was low.

She's crap, and she can't cook asparagus, but she's not standing in your shoes there. Quite frankly, all four of you (Lisa, Sabrina, Raj and Trev) should go.

Good morning.

Good morning, chef.

Last night's service was memorable, [Red team members turn to Raj, who was breathing loud] for all the wrong reasons. [Gordon hears the breathing as well] Who's breathing? What is that? [Russell points to Raj] Are you okay?

(interview) Raj was breathing a little bit creepy like, [imitates Raj's breathing; same as Jillian]

(interview; also imitates Raj's breathing) And it sounded like a big jerk!

Slow down!

Yes, chef.

Sabrina, tell me very quickly, why you should stay in Hell's Kitchen.

I don't think that I should go home. I shouldn't be here, Melissa should be here. Who has been consistently horrible? The executive chef, right there! Emily, yeah, she fucked up and she sucks, but at least she hasn't done as horribly as Melissa.

Take a big, deep breath. I want to know why you think you should stay in Hell's Kitchen, yeah? You.

I'm here to learn, and I'm here to grow. I have bigger balls and more determination than any of these fucking girls here! All of them put together chef!

Okay, this is a very difficult decision. The person leaving Hell's Kitchen is... [a pause, then points to the blue team, who won the night's service] Raj. Get your arse over here. [Raj stands up and goes to Gordon, while the assembled Red and Blue team members laugh at him] You, big boy, are out of your league, big time. And I personally can't go an inch further. Jacket. [Raj hands over his jacket, then goes in the direction of Gordon's office; Gordon points him to the actual exit] There's the door there, big boy.

[outside the restaurant] I can't believe it. It's just a shock. I didn't get along with anybody. I didn't get along with Chef Ramsay. I didn't get along with Scott. I didn't like the menu. But it was a great experience. I had a great time, and I'm really glad I did it.

[to the blue team] Relieved?

Oh, man. That was like a reward, bro. Thank you.

While Boris is now cooking his crab cakes to order, in the Red kitchen, Melissa has already moved onto entrées.

[sees Melissa pulling out a tray full of filets from the oven] What in the fuck...

Unfortunately, her team is not even close to completing the appetizers.

Melissa.

Yes, chef?

WHAT IS THAT?! ALL OF YOU, come here!

(interview) Melissa had put in a huge pile of filets in the oven. Apps weren't even done yet. I don't even know what to do in this situation.

We've sent three tables of appetisers, and you're sticking all the beef in the oven!

(interview) Why the hell would you do that? I wouldn't even do that.

Do you want to go home? Why don't you make my life easier and just fuck off home? You can't be normal! (starts counting the filets) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...

(interview) Oh, my God!

...7, 8, 9, 10, 11...

(interview) Stupid!

...12, 13, 14, 15, 16...

(interview) Oh, HELL no!

...17, 18, 19, 20, 21...

(interview) What the hell are you doing, lady?

There's 23 on the board, chef.

SO WHAT?! WHY ARE YOU COOKING THEM NOW?! (no response from Melissa) Nona, WHY?!

I don't know, chef.

It doesn't make sense! They're gone, they're overcooked.

Yes, chef.

I can't do it anymore with you. You need a system! THERE'S NO SYSTEM!!! I CAN'T KEEP ON TELLING YOU EVERY FUCKING SERVICE!!! [slams the table]

Yes, chef. (interview) Sometimes, I just go stupid. But I'm better than this. I just have to show Chef Ramsay that I have what it takes.

Madness!

All of you, come here! What night is this? What fucking night?

Important night of the year!

Yeah, the most important night. Is this the most important gnocchi you've ever cooked?!

No, it's not.

Fuck off will you? (slams the pan on the workstation)

Come on, Trev.

What is that?

(interview) That looks like a big-ass booger.

Oh, my God.

Wake up, Trevor! Nothing's coming out! ON A NIGHT LIKE TONIGHT! WAKE UP!

(to Trev) My lobster's up and you have no garnish.

(interview) Get off my pass and let me cook!

(to Holli) Trev is gone tonight. What do you think?

Yeah.

What do you need Trev?

(interview) This is not what he needs. Trev sucks. Dude, are you stoned? Like, did you smoke a joint before you came in here?

Trevor, you can't serve with those carrots in a burned pan.

Oh, no. I am going to fucking fix it.

I'll help you!

Do not help me! Get the fuck out of my ass! Don't fucking help me!

(interview) He is so stupid.

Does anybody need help right now? I'm good on app(etizer)s.

Could use a hand over here, definitely.

Here's your shallots.

How many are on the garnish? One... two... three of you. Sabrina garnish, Nona garnish! Trev, what are you doing?

Working it chef.

(to Gail) Gail, go over to the garnish as well, and might as well.

(interview) I've never seen Chef Ramsay called over the entire kitchen to help one person. Ridiculous. [to Trev] The squash is burning.

The squash is what? Burning? [facepalms]

Gail! Look, I've got raw pasta! [picks up several strands of undercooked capellini] Hey, look at it! It's standing up straight! Look, madam! It's like a fucking thong leftover from a fucking night out in Vegas! COME ON!! All of you, just taste that, will you?! Taste it! Taste it! That's what you're sending me, taste it!

It's hard. [Nona spits out pasta into a trash bin]

(interview, groans) Bad night. Bad night for me.

Hold on, hey. It gets worse! [lifts pasta pan to show another pan with raw lobster underneath it] Touch that.

Rubber.

It's raw.

(to Gail) Every lobster you sent me tonight—Its been undercooked, overcooked! Undercooked, overcooked! Now, it's [slams fist on workstation] FUCKING RAW! Look at me! Get out!

Yes, chef. [leaves red kitchen for the dorms]

Get out! Get OUT! (to Jillian) Fish and garnish!

Okay, chef.

(interview) That fucking lobster! I failed my team. I failed Chef Ramsay, so, um... It hurts. [sighs] There's no crying in the kitchen.

Oh, no! What is that? Sabrina! That is cooked to fuck, and that there, fried risotto?

Burnt!

(interview) Come on, Sabrina! Don't start us off like this!

I want risotto, not fried risotto!

Yes, chef!

Right now!

How long Trev, two spaghetti?

Four!

Four? Four minutes that is pasta getting to cook in four minutes, Trev?

THERE'S PASTA IN THE BACK!

Stop yelling!

(approaches to Trev and yells at him) Hey! You watch your mouth right now! You don't stand over there and scream, I'm the one that's waiting for food from you, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND COOK THE PASTA!

Shit!

(interview) Now I'm trying, all you want to do is berate me, belittle me, get on my ass? Piss off!

Talk about out of fucking control.

There's no teamwork, there's no care, there's no passion! FUCK OFF!

(interview) I've never seen such chaos!

I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm fucking dying!

(interview) He's gonna kick us all out of the kitchen.

All of you, JUST STOP!

(interview) We're done, this is over.

COME HERE! [pause; to Sabrina] What's wrong with you?

Nothing, chef.

Look at me! Hey, look, you ignorant bitch! Look at my fucking eyes when I'm talking to you!

Yes, chef.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

I'm trying to work, chef. I'm trying to communicate.

WAKE UP!

Yes, chef.

(to Trev) You! What's wrong with you?

Nothing.

GET A GRIP!

You got it.

(to Russell) Hey, you! You may bark, but there's shit all coming out! [to Gail] And, you, look! Hailbut's STUCK TO THE PAN! [slams fist down]

(interview) We don't deserve to wear the black jackets, and this far into the game, we should be able to run a kitchen.

For GOD'S SAKE! [throws spoon across the kitchen]