(interview) I thought Michelin [sic] was a tire.
“Episode Eleven” · Season 8, Episode 11
In this episode: Gordon (5), Jillian (4), Trev (3), Sabrina Brimhall (3), Scott Leibfried (1), Russell (1), Gail (1)
[Gordon checks on risotto brought up by Sabrina]
Oh, no! What is that? Sabrina! That is cooked to fuck, and that there, fried risotto?
Burnt!
(interview) Come on, Sabrina! Don't start us off like this!
I want risotto, not fried risotto!
Yes, chef!
Right now!
How long Trev, two spaghetti?
TTrev
Four!
Four? Four minutes that is pasta getting to cook in four minutes, Trev?
TTrev
THERE'S PASTA IN THE BACK!
Stop yelling!
(approaches to Trev and yells at him) Hey! You watch your mouth right now! You don't stand over there and scream, I'm the one that's waiting for food from you, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND COOK THE PASTA!
Shit!
TTrev
(interview) Now I'm trying, all you want to do is berate me, belittle me, get on my ass? Piss off!
Talk about out of fucking control.
There's no teamwork, there's no care, there's no passion! FUCK OFF!
(interview) I've never seen such chaos!
I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm fucking dying!
GGail
(interview) He's gonna kick us all out of the kitchen.
All of you, JUST STOP!
GGail
(interview) We're done, this is over.
COME HERE! [pause; to Sabrina] What's wrong with you?
Nothing, chef.
Look at me! Hey, look, you ignorant bitch! Look at my fucking eyes when I'm talking to you!
Yes, chef.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm trying to work, chef. I'm trying to communicate.
WAKE UP!
Yes, chef.
(to Trev) You! What's wrong with you?
TTrev
Nothing.
GET A GRIP!
TTrev
You got it.
(to Russell) Hey, you! You may bark, but there's shit all coming out! [to Gail] And, you, look! Hailbut's STUCK TO THE PAN! [slams fist down]
GGail
(interview) We don't deserve to wear the black jackets, and this far into the game, we should be able to run a kitchen.
For GOD'S SAKE! [throws spoon across the kitchen]
[Gordon checks on rib-eye beef brought up by Russell; after finding out that it's raw, he has had it]
It's raw in the centre. Russell. (goes worried) Stop. (throws spoon on the floor) I can't take anymore. I can't. I can't do this. (throws tantrum) I CANNOT DO THIS ANY-FUCKING-MORE! I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE! IT'S NOT FAIR ON FUCKING ME! (overviews to tell the customers) IT'S NOT FAIR ON THEM! (to the final six) GET OUT! FUCK OFF! GET OUT! Yeah, that's right. Get out! GET OUT! (to Trev; tosses a blue steak to him) Hey, catch your blue steak. Fucking blue.
TTrev
(interview) This sucks. The horrible feeling and it feels like going down to the world.
[Customers are leaving Hell's Kitchen]
Sabrina was quite dramatic in her final plea, but I'm not looking for a drama queen. I'm looking for a head chef.
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