Harley Quinn quotes from Harley Quinn

Clayface

They put us in the goon pool.

Harley Quinn

Ooh, that sounds fun.

Dr. Psycho

Fun? It's not the fun kind of pool!

Bane

Is your card... the three of clubs?

Harley Quinn

No.

Bane

Fuck.

Harley Quinn

I know you were just trying to protect me and, listen, I'm gonna do the same thing for you. Okay, just cause I'm a card carrying member of the Legion of Doom now...

Poison Ivy

Fuck that place in the ass!

Harley Quinn

How much of this am I hallucinating?

Dr. Harleen Quinzel

Just me. Weirdly, the passed-out guy with the boner and the talking plant driving a car are both real.

Bane

You could blow them up.

Harley Quinn

Ehh, not really my thing.

Bane

I could blow them up.

Harley Quinn

He broke every promise he ever made!

And he apologized for that and made a whole bunch of new ones.

Harley Quinn

Nice save, Jerk-Off League!

Superman

That's not our name at all.

Harley Quinn

Yuck, you worry too much, Ive.

Poison Ivy

Uhhh, you know I think I am just worrying about the perfect amount, to be honest.

Harley Quinn

Listen up, goons.

Excuse me, I identify as a hench.

Harley Quinn

What? It's an ice flue. You know I can't resist alcohol being poured down an icy surface.

Poison Ivy

No, I did not know that.

Kite Man

Turns out in a post-apocalyptic world, kites are pretty crucial.

Harley Quinn

You know, you don't have to say that every time you drop us off, okay?

Harley Quinn

Here, kitty, kitty!

Are you always this impetuous?

Harley Quinn

Give me a dictionary, and I'll tell you.

I suspect your cynicism comes from never having experienced true love.

Harley Quinn

I'll tell you about true love, you fucking bitch! True love made me sacrifice my career as a psychologist, permanently changed the way I look, and almost got me killed, like, so many times! Love! Is! BULLSHIT!

Harley Quinn

Wait! I know how we can save your wife!

You're only saying you'll save her life to save your own.

Harley Quinn

So what, you don't want me savin' your wife's life? Okay, I won't.

Hey, relax, relax. Let's not jump to conclusions. This is a negotiation. How do you propose to perform this miracle?

Harley Quinn

My friend's a doctor and the smartest person I know.

Doctor Psycho

Wow! That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me.

Harley Quinn

Not you, idiot. Ivy.

Doctor Psycho

Yeah, that makes sense.

Harley Quinn

Look, Freeze is crazy! He orchestrated the whole Injustice League hit on me!

How absurd.

Harley Quinn

I woke up in a block of ice! That's your signature move! You tried to kill me!

Everyone else wanted to kill you, but I convinced them to freeze you. As you can imagine, a group of white, cis-gendered, heterosexual male crime lords, they loved the idea of turning a woman into a helpless object of mockery.

Harley Quinn

Oh...

King Shark

Well, I hope you're proud of yourself. You've falsely accused the most woke ice-themed villain in all of new New Gotham!