Kite Man quotes from Harley Quinn

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Kite Man

Turns out in a post-apocalyptic world, kites are pretty crucial.

You know, you don't have to say that every time you drop us off, okay?

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Kite Man

Hey, does uh this tie go with kite?

No tie goes with the kite.

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[As Nora cries over Freeze's dead body]

All my condolences to you. He seemed like a really great guy.

Clayface

Yeah, good guy.

Kite Man

So, so sorry.

King Shark

He was a real mensch.

Clayface

Can we go now?

NFNora Fries

[furiously] OH MY GOD, GET OUT OF HERE!

[Harley leads her gang away with an awkward grin]

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I sometimes can't get over the fact that Ivy has sex with you.

Kite Man

Oh. She does.

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Okay, let's do this!

Kite Man

Hell, NO!

HQHarley Quinn and Poison Ivy

What?

Kite Man

I should have known the third time I proposed, every step in our relationship I've had to do over, and over, and OVER! And-and-and I'm not... after all of this, I am NOT redoing my wedding!

Don't... don't you want to marry me?

Kite Man

Of course I do! But you don't! I saw your face during the vows, and I knew your heart wasn't in it. I may be simple, but I'm not a fool. It is hard for me to finally admit it, but since you refused to, I will. I'm not the person for you!

No... ah, shit...

Kite Man

Like you said, Ivy, I deserve the best.

[Kite Man flies off]

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Kite Man

So, uh... this is awkward turtle.

No... why, why would that be?

Because we had an affair while you were dating, and you left him at the altar for me, and now we're all seated at an award show where you and I are run for "Best Couple"...

Kite Man

Bingo-bango.