Preston quotes from Gravity Falls

Pacifica! The theme is seafoam green, not lakefoam green! Go change!

Pacifica

But... I kinda like it.

Preston

Listen to your mother, Pacifica.

Pacifica

But-

Pacifica

Yes, Father.

Preston

Look at who you're talking to, boy. I'm hosting a party for the most powerful people in the world. You think they'd come here if they had to rub elbows with your kind?

Dipper

"My kind"? [Looks at Pacifica] I was right about you all along. You're just as bad as your parents. Another link in the world's worst chain.

Pacifica

I'm sorry, they made me! I should've told you, but-

A forest of death, a lesson learned! And now the Northwest Manor will BURN! [laughs and sets fire to the Northwests' family portrait]

Pacifica

Hey, ugly! Over here! You want me to let in the townsfolk? 'Cause I'll do it! Just change everyone back!

You wish to prove yourself? Pull that lever and open the grand gate to the town! Fulfill your ancestors' promise!

Preston

Pacifica Elise Northwest, stop this instant! We can't let the town see us like this! We have a reputation to uphold! Now come into the panic room. There's enough mini-sandwiches and oxygen to last you, me, and a butler a full week. [whispering] We'll eat the butler. [Pacifica reaches for the lever] You dare to disobey us? [he rings his bell. Pacifica struggles with herself, then finally defies him] Dingally dingally! Is this bell broken?

Pacifica

Our family name is broken! And I'm gonna fix it!

Get in, get in.

Yes! YES! It's happening! My heart, once hard as oak, now grows soft like more of a... birch, or something. [restores the Manor and the guests to normal]