Chuck Bass quotes from Gossip Girl

Blair

You're all I have left.

Chuck

Actually, you don't even have me.

Blair

Enough.

Chuck

I'll try to be more succinct. You held a certain fascination when you were beautiful, delicate and untouched. But now you're like...one of the Arabians my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want you anymore and I can't see why anyone else would.

Nate

Did you sleep with her huh? You son of a bitch, I ought to kill you!

Chuck

Can we talk about this without your hands around my neck?

Nate

What did you do? Did you get want you want like you did with all those other girls?

Chuck

Yes, Nathaniel! I took what Blair kept throwing at you and what you kept throwing back!

Nate

Oh, so somehow you screwing Blair for sport is my fault?

Chuck

It wasn't for sport. She needed someone and I was there.

Nate

Oh, so you cared about her?

Chuck

You guys were broken up.

Nate

For how long? A week? An hour?

Chuck

Look, I am sorry, alright! Look, I know how long you and I have been best friends, okay!

Nate

No it's not okay, Chuck. From now on you stay away from me. [Walks off]

Chuck

Nate.

Nate

You hear what I said? You stay the hell away from me, Chuck!

Serena

What are you doing?

I'm hiding from my valet. He wanted to put my socks on me this morning. Your servants are very attentive.

Chuck

You should meet Brigita.

Serena

No, no, he should not meet Brigita! He's fourteen! Avoid this person.

Chuck

Do I have to remind you, Serena, that you USED to have a sense of humor?

Serena

No! [gives death stare]

Serena

[To Chuck who is in her bathroom, sitting on the sink with the water in the shower running] What are you doing?

Chuck

Alright, Ladies, my sister needs to shower. Make room. [Serena looks at the empty shower stall] I'm just messing with you.

Serena

[Sees his discarded marijuana joints] I can't believe you lit up in my bathroom!

Chuck

Well if I lit up in mine, the folks would know it was me, sis.

Serena

Oh okay, let's get one thing straight. Our parents may be insisting on blending households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.

Chuck

Then I suggest you get new hand towels.

Serena

Dan puts me on a pedestal. If he knew the truth he would never look at me again.

Chuck

You're starting to scare even me. What did you do?

Nate

C'mon, you can tell us.

Blair

We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clarks. You don't have to hide anything from us.

Nate

She's right, Serena, I mean none of us are saints.

Blair

Yeah. [points back at Chuck] I had sex with him in the back of a limo.

Chuck

Several times.

Nate

I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date. [looks at Chuck] Once.

Chuck

I'm Chuck Bass.

Blair

You can tell us anything. [Serena shakes her head] We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast Club. We're your best friends. Anything you do is something we did too.

Serena

If I tell you, it can never leave this room.

Nate

What about her?

Serena

Well, something happened the night of the Shepards' wedding.

Blair

I think we're all aware of what happened that night.

Serena

No, something else. Something I've tried to escape but Georgina won't let me. And now she's blackmailing me.

Nate

[shocked] Blackmailing you?

Chuck

With what, exactly?

Serena

Well, it started when Blair thought you and I had too much to drink. She told us to get some air, go outside, sober up.

Serena

If the happy couple didn't want the cashier for the premium bar, they should have made it BYOB.

Serena

Instead, we ended up in the bar and I opened that bottle of champagne and we... well...

Blair

We can skip that part, okay?

Chuck

Go ahead, I'll fill her in later.

Serena

I left in a hurry. I felt so terrible, so guilty for what I'd just done. I just... I had to get out of there.

Serena

[to the cab driver] East Hill Hotel, please.

Serena

Georgina and I had plans to meet up after, so I headed straight to her... little did I know, she had a surprise waiting for me.

Chuck

Ow!

Blair

Who? What? When? Where? Why?

Chuck

We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.

Blair

And you were on the floor.

Chuck

I didn't want to hurt my back.

Blair

Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.

Chuck

Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?

Blair

Fine, nothing that requires you removing your scarf.

Chuck

That was one time, it was chilly.

Blair

Ugh, enough about the past. Before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.

Chuck

Well, I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write and no time to write it.

Blair

Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.

Chuck

I've still got the scars on my back to prove it. [Blair pushes him out the door] You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.

Blair

Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face!

Chuck

I love it when you talk dirty, Blair. [Blair slams the door in his face]

Blair

No one ever enjoys their first time.

Chuck

Except you.

Blair

Best man speech going that well?

Chuck

There won't be a dry eye in the house, trust me. How did things go with Whore-gina?

Blair

Not a dry eye there either.

Chuck

Didn't know I wasn't missed?

Blair

Dan Humphrey actually lent a hand it was nice to see him get his dirty for once. I'm not sure how much fun he had though, no one ever enjoys their first time. [Fixes Chuck's bowtie.]

Chuck

Except you, save me a dance? [Blair grabs hold of Chuck who was irritated by what Chuck said]

Blair

Now that Georgina's done, so are you and I, she was the last thing we had in common. [Kicks Chuck's shin, Chuck grunts after Blair kicks him] Ha, break a leg [sarcastically]

Chuck

I think I just did.

Chuck

I need to talk to you. Your father's leaving.

Nate

He just stepped out to call my mom.

Vanessa

Everything okay? [Chuck says "no" at the same time that Nate says "yes"]

Chuck

He had his car brought around.

Nate

He probably left his phone in it.

Chuck

Right before the ceremony I saw him with a guy doing a deal. Looked like drugs.

Nate

My father is clean, Chuck. What are you spying on him?

Chuck

Look, I know you hate me. I was in love with Blair and I'm sorry. We do not have time to argue about this.

Nate

Thank you.

Chuck

It's your dad. It's bigger than...all the other stuff.

Nate

I'm sorry...for all of it. [They shake hands]

Chuck

So am I.

Nate

So you said you loved her. Uh, never heard you say that before...about anyone.

Blair

That was quite a speech. All your hard work must've paid off.

Chuck

That wasn't what I wrote. [They begin to dance] I was inspired in the moment...Look, I know I said some horrible things. Even for me.

Blair

You mean like blogging to Gossip girl about our sex life and comparing me to your dad's sweaty, old horse?

Blair

What's yours?

Chuck

You don't belong with Nate, never have, never will.

Blair

You don't belong with anyone. [They kiss.]

Chuck

Let's take it slow this time. Do it right.

Blair

Chuck Bass is a romantic. Who knew?

Chuck

Now you do. That's all that matters.

Chuck

You're lying.

Blair

I am not.

Chuck

Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.

Blair

I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?

Serena

Blair will never forgive you for what you did to her.

Chuck

Who told you that little piece of advice, your boyfriend Nate?

Serena

Nate didn't say anything ...

Chuck

Good. I don't think it's wise taking relationship advice from someone in a FAKE relationship. Call me crazy. [pause] Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts.

Serena

Good luck on your suicide mission!

Chuck

Please don't leave with him

Blair

Why ? Give me a reason and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count !

Chuck

Because you don't want to.

Blair

Not good enough.

Chuck

Because I don't want you to

Blair

That's not enough !

Chuck

What else is there ?

Blair

The true reason, I should stay right where I am and not get in the car.... Three words, eight letters, say it. . and i'm yours.

Chuck

I... I...

Blair

Thank you, that all I needed to hear