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Gossip Girl · Season 1, Episode 14

Serena and Chuck in “The Blair Bitch Project”

[To Chuck who is in her bathroom, sitting on the sink with the water in the shower running] What are you doing?

Alright, Ladies, my sister needs to shower. Make room. [Serena looks at the empty shower stall] I'm just messing with you.

[Sees his discarded marijuana joints] I can't believe you lit up in my bathroom!

Well if I lit up in mine, the folks would know it was me, sis.

Oh okay, let's get one thing straight. Our parents may be insisting on blending households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.

Then I suggest you get new hand towels.

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