Erik van der Woodsen quotes from Gossip Girl

What are you doing?

EErik

I'm hiding from my valet. He wanted to put my socks on me this morning. Your servants are very attentive.

Chuck

You should meet Brigita.

No, no, he should not meet Brigita! He's fourteen! Avoid this person.

Chuck

Do I have to remind you, Serena, that you USED to have a sense of humor?

No! [gives death stare]

S1 E14 The Blair Bitch Project

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EErik

I mean, people thought that I was Gossip Girl.

[laughs] You have to admit, it made sense at the time.

S1 E16 All About My Brother

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I mean there must be love in the New York air. You're engaged, Serena's found a new guy, Erik's found himself a boyfriend...

[Lily, Serena and Erik all are shocked by what Goergina had said]

EErik

Excuse me?

[a bit confused] Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you right?

What, you haven't met Serena's new guy?

Uh, boyfriend?!

Oh, you mean Erik? You didn't know he was dating someone? I didn't think it was a secret, I mean, I saw them kissing in front of St Jude's this morning for the world to see. [Erik looking uncomfortable while Georgina gladly reveals the secret]Well, don't look so embarassed, E, he is a hot piece. Well done!

Please, Georgina, it's not funny, okay?

Oh! Um, you didn't know Erik was dating a boy?

That doesn't make any sense because that would mean... that Erik is... and he's not, [sighs uncomfortably] he's just not.

[close up of Erik who is lost for words]

Are you? [realising that Georgina was telling the truth] God...

[Erik see his mother's disappointment and runs off]