Chuck Bass quotes from Gossip Girl

Chuck

You really know how to hurt people. I admire you for it

Blair

This is all your fault. I wouldn't never needed a James if you hadn't stood me in the airport in the first place. You made me use him.

Chuck

I didn't make you do anything. You're just you. Don't you see we're the same? Stop trying to fight it

Blair

I will fight until my last dying breath because any resemblance of you is something i would hate about myself

Blair

Your plan to ruin me totally backfired. Turns out Marcus' mommy is even sicker than you are.

Chuck

You got along great?

Blair

I think she recognized herself in me. Or rather, I recognized someone in her.

Chuck

I don't follow.

Blair

All you need to know is, you lost. But don't be too hard on yourself. It was a solid effort.

Chuck

Tomorrow's another day.

Blair

Good night, Chuck.

Chuck

Good night, Blair.

Chuck

I thought you might like to meet my friend.

Blair

Why, so she can warn me about the effects of too much Botox?

Catherine

Blair, is it? I'm Duchess Beaton.

Blair

[flabbergasted] Duchess? Nice to meet you.

No one's ever good enough. I've dated a lot of top-flight girls and she always sends them running. She gets inside their heads, figures out their worst fears and then ...

Chuck

... ruthlessly exploits that fear. Sounds rough.

Nate

No offense, but don't you think you're a little outmatched?

Chuck

At squash? I've been playing my father since 8th grade, how good can Marcus be?

Nate

No, I mean as a guy. Blair wants to be a princess and your greatest achievement is owning part of a burlesque club.

Chuck

Which is why I have to get to know him. No one is that perfect. Once I get him outta the way, I'll have a clear shot with Blair.

Nate

You know it's love when you start talking like an assassin.

Chuck

I think you're jealous of my new best friend!

Nate

Well I have been hoping someone else would tag in for awhile.

Blair

Squash? I'll squash you.

Chuck

It's just a game, Blair.

Blair

Not to me, Basshole. I like him!

Chuck

So do I. And apparently he doesn't have too many friends.

[sees Blair and Chuck] ... Blair!

Blair

ohmigod, ohmigod.

Blair

You don't understand! I thought it was you! He had an accent!

Chuck

Please, you knew exactly who it was.

Blair

Not that it's any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.

Chuck

Really? [pauses] What names does he call you when you make love? Where does he put his hand? Does he ... [whispers] I want you, baby. Won't you come to me?...Have sex with me .

Blair

What?

Chuck

Just once, that's all I ask.

Blair

You are disgusting and I hate you.

Chuck

Then why are you still holding my hand?

Chuck

I don't have a romantic bone in my body. Least of all that one. But you do raise an interesting idea. Clearly there's some kind of ... blockage.[Pauses] Perhaps ...

Serena

No!

Chuck

One more go-around, just to clear the pipes.

Serena

You are not using Blair as sexual Drano!

Chuck

Watching you fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.

Blair

And you know what you give to everyone, Chuck? Misery. There's a reason you're always out here alone.

Chuck

Nate just happens to be away at his grandparents'.

Blair

Nate's only friends with you out of habit. The only person with fewer friends than you is Dan Humphrey. And at least his lame, nineties dad likes him. And that's because he's something you'll never be, a human being.

Dan

I know we dont like eachother, you think im a boring sheltered nobody...

Chuck

I dont think of you

Dan

All right, of course you dont, but i 've been thinking of me... And i 've come to the conclusion that i need to get out of my comfort zone, I need to experience new things...

Chuck

Are you gay???

Chuck

We both know you'll do it again. It's just a question of when.

Blair

The answer is never.

Chuck

We're inevitable, Waldorf.

Chuck

Humphrey. Never a pleasure.

Dan

Oh good, we agree on something!

Blair

What took you so long?

Chuck

If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you're in for.

Chuck

The reason we can't say those three words to each other.Isn't because they aren't true.

Blair

Then why?

Chuck

I think we both know that the moment we do,it won't be the start of something-it'll be the end. Think about it. Chuck and Blair going to the movies...Chuck and Blair holding hands...

Blair

We don't have to do those things, we can do the things we like.

Chuck

This is what we like...

Blair

The Game...