Blair Waldorf quotes from Gossip Girl

Eleanor

How is Charles holding up?

Blair

Who knows? He's not returning any of my calls or texts, but the hotel says that they keep sending up food, so there's something alive in that room.

Nate

You're really sweet with him.

Blair

Me? Sweet? No!

Nate

But you are. I mean worrying about him, offering him food, it's downright maternal.

Blair

I'm not maternal. I've just been spending too much time with Cyrus and I'm turning Jewish.

Chuck

I'm Chuck Bass!...No one cares.

Blair

I do! Don't you understand? I'll always be here, I don't want you going anywhere, I couldn't bear it. So whatever you wanna do to yourself, please don't do that to me. Please!

Blair

Hey, Eric, have you seen Chuck?

Eric

A while ago, he said something about wanting to take a view from above.

Jack

He probably meant upstairs.

Blair

Clearly you don't know Chuck. He has a thing for the roof tops.

Blair

Your dad left you a letter? You have to read it.

Nate

Yeah, aren't you curious as to what it says?

Chuck

I think I can guess. "You're a disappointment of a son. I'd die of embarrassment if I wasn't already. Why do you wear so much purple?"

This is madness !

Blair

No ! This is Constance !

Blair

The head mistress told me my Yale at fate is sealed, so the question is - how do I make your fate as bleak as mine?

I don't know what has happened to me. I... I don't know what I've become. I'm... so sorry.

Blair

Well, you're punishment is... just live with it. I should know. It's not easy.

Blair

Do you know how hard it is to get revenge when your enemy is changing every five minutes?

Dorota

You need to calm nerves and warm vocal cords. You want tea?

Blair

No. I want Dan Humphrey's head on a platter.

Serena

Everything you've done, spreading rumors about who I've had sex with, what alley I puked in or telling Dean Barrowby that I killed Pete Fairman, I forgave everything all because I thought one day you'd grow up. But putting up a Gossip Girl blast about Yale and the press release ...

Blair

Serena, I didn't put out the blast.

Serena

At least have the dignity not to lie to my face.

Blair

But I'm not lying.

Serena

Only two people knew about it, you and Dan. And Dan would never do something like that. I always want to believe the best in you, Blair, but the bottom line is, betrayal's in your nature.

Chuck

This isn't you!

Blair

How do you know?

Chuck

Because I know you better than I know myself!

Blair

Thanks for making sure I got home okay.

Nate Archibald

Your welcome. I wanted to make sure you're fine.. which you are so..

Blair

Wait... stay.

Chuck

Friends? That makes total sense. There's no spark between you two. Never was. You're like a green twig and a soggy match, a rusty hammer and an icy nail.

Blair

Nate and I had.. had plenty of spark. Better than that fireworks.

Chuck

That was us.

Blair

You know what I just thinking? Jennifer Aniston is totally fine now. I'm sure Brad doesnt even feel bad anymore.

Nate Archibald

[giggles] Uhh okay.

Blair

I mean, I'm sure there were some colateral damage which is always sad but his fate lay with Angelina, and he knew that. So he had a tough conversation and moved on.

Nate Archibald

This is your way of saying I should break up with Vanessa....? So that me and you can...

Blair

...embrace our fate, yes.

Blair

Chuck. Don't act like I didn't fight for you. I did. Hard, and for a long time. So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.

Chuck

So you do it with Nate, cause it's easy?

Blair

I'm not with Nate, but if I was - what's wrong with easy? Maybe it's easy because it's right.

Blair

You don't sound like yourself

Georgina

That's funny because I feel more like myself than ever

Blair

Where are you?

Georgina

Taking care of what you obviously couldn't

Blair

I don't think Jesus would approve of that

Georgina

Well, you can tell Jesus the bitch is back