You don't sound like yourself
That's funny because I feel more like myself than ever
Where are you?
Taking care of what you obviously couldn't
I don't think Jesus would approve of that
Well, you can tell Jesus the bitch is back
“The Wrath of Con” · Season 2, Episode 23
In this episode: Blair Waldorf (6), Serena van der Woodsen (3), Georgina Sparks (3), Chuck Bass (2), Dan Humphrey (1), Nate Archibald (1)
I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel
That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!
If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there's not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.
It doesn't make sense!
Feelings never do. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.
Unfortunately for him, the only way your plan is going to work is by some act of God.
[Enters through the door as heavenly music starts] Wow, look at that. I'm so glad that everybody's here.
[After a beat, everyone talks at the same time]
Alright, we need to get this crazy girl out of here.
Chuck, what is she doing here?
Are you trying to have me killed?! Bass?!
She's fine!
Shh! Shut up!
Oh, my God. I am going to scream at somebody right now.
Calm down. She has been fine the whole cab ride home.
Is this how you found out about the night at Butter? You bring Georgina here?!
[Answers the phone] Hey, does anyone know a guy named Gabriel?
You look like you could use a cocktail.
You're too late. [Chuck laughs] Wow.
What?
That's the first true laugh I've gotten from you in a while.
Listen, Blair-
No, me first. Nate's waiting for me to give him an answer.
I heard.
But you wanna know what's stopping me? I can't answer his question while I'm waiting for you to answer mine. The one I asked you forever ago. What are we, Chuck?
Blair...
Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But every time I try to move on, you're right there. Acting like-
Acting like what?
Like...maybe you want just want me to be as unhappy as you are.
I would never wish that on anyone. I want you to be happy.
Then looks down deep, into the soul I know you have. Tell me if what you feel for me is real or if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out, all of us. But if it's not, then please Chuck, just let me go. [Wipes away a tear]
[Looks at Blair and considers this as Serena walks in the door and overhears] It's just a game. I hate to loose. You're free to go.
[Teary-eyed] Thank you! [Leaves]
[Goes up to Chuck] Chuck why did you just do that?
Because I love her, and I can't make her happy
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