Blair Waldorf quotes from Gossip Girl

Chuck

The reason we can't say those three words to each other.Isn't because they aren't true.

Blair

Then why?

Chuck

I think we both know that the moment we do,it won't be the start of something-it'll be the end. Think about it. Chuck and Blair going to the movies...Chuck and Blair holding hands...

Blair

We don't have to do those things, we can do the things we like.

Chuck

This is what we like...

Blair

The Game...

Blair

Chuck texted me, he's waiting for me on the roof.

Serena

On the roof?

Blair

Well this way if he doesn't say it back I can just jump.

Serena

No, don't do it B. You don't want your obit to say you died in Brooklyn.

Blair

Dorota, are you insane?

Dorota

I don't know.

Blair

You used the everyday china. Cyrus will think we're just common upper-middle class. Get the Auberge and hurry up!

Blair

Screw Grace Kelly. I need a scheme.

Dorota

Oh no...

Blair

That tiny man must have a secret I can exploit.

Blair

How can you possibly love Cyrus? He's all the things you hate! He uses the wrong fork, he slurps his soup, he wears sport socks! He is short, and pushy! He's nothing like daddy.

Eleanor

Which is precisely why I like him. Harold was lovely in a million ways, but he had his secrets. Cyrus is someone I can trust... Before I go see Cyndi Lauper I have to get my hair done, pick up my dress at Barney's. Would you like to come with?

Blair

No! Thanks. But have fun.

Cyrus

Blair I would love to fill this whole penthouse with peonies for your birthday but will you allow me to purchase them from somewhere else, it's the principle of the thing!

Blair

I prefer to get my own peonies from my own florist, but thank you so much.

Blair

[to Cyrus] My mother's coming to my party.

Eleanor

What? You never want me at your parties.

Blair

This year's different! I'm 18 and it's a grown-up party. I emailed Dorota a new guest list. Parents are invited.

Cyrus

I'll return the tickets ...

Eleanor

Nonsense. Blair and I will celebrate her birthday on her REAL birthday next week. WE are going to see Cyndi Lauper!

Serena

Plenty of women have been both lover and muse to famous artists. Like Picasso.

Blair

Serena, a guy start's out in his blue period and everything's great. But it's only a matter of time until he's all into cubism and it's some other girl's eye coming out of her forehead.

Serena

Okay, I'm going to go.

Blair

Wait, what about the gnome? I have to take him down!

Blair

He's totally unsuitable.

Serena

Who?

Blair

Cyrus. He's five feet tall. He has a catchphrase. And he's a hugger. I was expecting Cary Grant and I got Danny DeVito!

Blair

Serena, I called you like 10 times last night! Where have you been?

Serena

I went to the dentist at lunch, and yesterday, I met Aaron in Times Square. B, it was the most romantic thing...

Blair

Who cares about plaque or pretentious artists when your best friend is having a meltdown!

Serena

You can't get the prize if you don't go deep.

Blair

There are so many things wrong with that sentence.

Blair

Remember, Serena doesn't share!

Serena

Remember, Blair should learn to.

Blair

A woman needs to be with a man who thinks of only her. Anything else is a non-starter. Tell him how you feel. DOROTA! More flour.

Serena

Are you baking already?

Chuck

Dance with me.

Blair

What's the point, Chuck? We're never gonna be them. You said so, remember? It's not for us.

Chuck

Maybe, but I wouldn't change us, not if it meant losing what we have.

Blair

Well, what do we have, Chuck? You tell me.

Chuck

Tonight. So shut up, and dance with me.

Blair

Chuck! Stop! Don't go, or if you have to leave, let me come with you.

Chuck

I appreciate your concern.

Blair

No, you don't. You don't appreciate anything today, but I don't care.Whatever you are going through, I want to be there for you.

Chuck

We have talked about this. You are not my girlfriend.

Blair

But I am me, and you are you. We're Chuck and Blair, Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had, I will stand by you through anything.

Chuck

Why would you do that?

Blair

Because I love you.

Chuck

Well, that's too bad.