Blair Waldorf quotes from Gossip Girl

Georgina

I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel

Blair

That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!

Serena

It doesn't make sense!

Blair

Feelings never do. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.

Blair

Unfortunately for him, the only way your plan is going to work is by some act of God.

Georgina

[Enters through the door as heavenly music starts] Wow, look at that. I'm so glad that everybody's here.

Dan

Alright, we need to get this crazy girl out of here.

Serena

Chuck, what is she doing here?

Blair

Are you trying to have me killed?! Bass?!

Chuck

She's fine!

Nate

Shh! Shut up!

Blair

Oh, my God. I am going to scream at somebody right now.

Chuck

Calm down. She has been fine the whole cab ride home.

Serena

Is this how you found out about the night at Butter? You bring Georgina here?!

Georgina

[Answers the phone] Hey, does anyone know a guy named Gabriel?

Chuck

You look like you could use a cocktail.

Blair

You're too late. [Chuck laughs] Wow.

Chuck

What?

Blair

That's the first true laugh I've gotten from you in a while.

Chuck

Listen, Blair-

Blair

No, me first. Nate's waiting for me to give him an answer.

Chuck

I heard.

Blair

But you wanna know what's stopping me? I can't answer his question while I'm waiting for you to answer mine. The one I asked you forever ago. What are we, Chuck?

Chuck

Blair...

Blair

Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But every time I try to move on, you're right there. Acting like-

Chuck

Acting like what?

Blair

Like...maybe you want just want me to be as unhappy as you are.

Chuck

I would never wish that on anyone. I want you to be happy.

Blair

Then looks down deep, into the soul I know you have. Tell me if what you feel for me is real or if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out, all of us. But if it's not, then please Chuck, just let me go. [Wipes away a tear]

Chuck

[Looks at Blair and considers this as Serena walks in the door and overhears] It's just a game. I hate to loose. You're free to go.

Blair

[Teary-eyed] Thank you! [Leaves]

Serena

[Goes up to Chuck] Chuck why did you just do that?

Chuck

Because I love her, and I can't make her happy

Blair

What do you think about my coat?

Chuck

I like it... Why?

Blair

And now?

Chuck

Even better.

Blair

And... what about my headband?

Chuck

I... admire it

Blair

And... my stocking?

Chuck

Oh, I adore them.

Blair

My dress?

Chuck

I worship it.

Blair

How do you feel about me? Say it...

Chuck

I...

Blair

Why aren't you in Europe?

Chuck

I was in Paris, but only to get your favourite macaroons from Pierre Hermès

Blair

And Germany?

Chuck

To pick up your favorite Falke stockings, you know how I adore them.

Blair

What are you doing here then?

Chuck

You were right. I was a coward running away again. Everywhere I went, you caught up with me so I have to come back.

Blair

I Wanna believe you, but I can't. You hurt me too many times.

Chuck

You can believe me this time.

Blair

Oh, that's it?

Chuck

I love you too. [They kiss]

Blair

Like, can you say it twice [They kiss again] No, I'm serious, say it twice

Chuck

I love you, I love you, that's three, four, I love you.

XOXO, Gossip Girl

Chuck

We could never be boring.

Blair

You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.

Chuck

I'm not Chuck Bass without you.

Blair

Chuck, none of these girls are even worth humiliating, looking in the mirror will do that for them.

Chuck

Is everything ok? What's going on?

Blair

Nothing's going on, why?

Chuck

This is a one stop shop and you're acting like everything's last season. I thought you wanted to play.

Blair

I did! I do.

Blair

I did. The summer was great. We had a lot of fun. Maybe summer's over?

Chuck

OK. If that's what you want.

Blair

Is that what you want?

Chuck

I want you to be happy. However, that's achieved.

Georgina

My parents said it was either bible camp or college, so... go Bobcats!

Blair

So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.

Georgina

Oh, I still hold him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.

Blair

You mean he dumped you because he found out you were Satan.

So was everyone in your high school totally jealous of Dan for being such a great writer?

Blair

Dan's a writer?

Blair

I can't believe you lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!

Chuck

I learned from the best.

Blair

That photograph is mine! [exits]

Chuck

She stole my shoes?

Blair

I want you to have this.

Chuck

Why?

Blair

Because I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.

Chuck

Morning, Beautiful.

Blair

NYU is hell!

Chuck

What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?

Chuck

I'm Chuck Bass and I told you I love you. You're saying I'm easier to win over than a bunch of pseudo-intellectual homesick malcontents. You really insult me like this.

Blair

It's not how it is.

Chuck

It's exactly how it is. So the next time you forget, you're Blair Waldorf. Remember I'm Chuck Bass and I love you. [kisses her]

We're southern, so family loyalty is big down there

Blair

Like slavery! [awkward silence] What? I'm joking.