Jack quotes from Gossip Girl

Jack

Chuck, your father wouldn't want this.

Chuck

Fortunately, all I know is what he didn't want.. which is me.

Blair

Hey, Eric, have you seen Chuck?

Eric

A while ago, he said something about wanting to take a view from above.

Jack

He probably meant upstairs.

Blair

Clearly you don't know Chuck. He has a thing for the roof tops.

Now Charles, your Uncle Jack Bass is your closest living relative and, as such, has been named as your legal guardian. Are you comfortable with this?

Chuck

[to Jack] Curfew?

Jack

None.

Chuck

Girls sleeping over?

Jack

Yes, please.

Chuck

I'll allow it.

Jack

So, you kill him [Bart] or not? Cause if you didn't running sure makes it looks like you did.

Blair

Chuck did nothing wrong.

Chuck

That's not entirely true. I didn't help him. Who shoved who first, who got hit, I don't even remember.

Blair

It was self defense. Bart tried to kill you on that plane.

Chuck

I saved myself and I fought back. I don't feel guilty but it doesn't mean I'm not. Anyway, Bart made it clear, he owns Captain Donelly.

Blair

[To Jack] Can you help us get out of here? A nice deserted island with no extradition treaties. [To Chuck] We don't need money, we can, live off the land.

Jack

As much as I'd love to see you spear fishing in a coconut bikini, I uh, I had another thought. Were there cameras up on that roof?

Chuck

Bart turned them off.

Blair

Because he was going to kill you.

Jack

So who saw you up there?

Chuck

Him and Blair.

Blair

And I won't say a word, even if they torture me, I won't speak.

Jack

I, ah, I actually had a different kind of torture in mind. Marriage! Spousal privilege means a wife cannot be forced to testify against her husband.

Chuck

Not like this Blair.

Blair

Why not? We're in love and one way or another, we both achieved our goals. And every trembling bone in my tired and scared body wants to marry you.

Jack

It's twisted but it's uh very...you. [Leaves]

Blair

Jack is right. Chuck and Blair hold hands. Chuck and Blair go to the movies. You said you never wanted us to be boring, well we definitely aren't that now.

Chuck

I was a stupid, child when I said those things. [Stands up and slowly removes the engagement ring from Blair's necklace] Life with you...could never be boring. [Gets down on one knee] Blair Cornelia Waldorf, will you marry me?

Blair

[Through tears of joy] Yes. Yes, I will. [They kiss]