“O' Brother, Where Bart Thou?” quotes from Gossip Girl

Blair

Chuck! Stop! Don't go, or if you have to leave, let me come with you.

Chuck

I appreciate your concern.

Blair

No, you don't. You don't appreciate anything today, but I don't care.Whatever you are going through, I want to be there for you.

Chuck

We have talked about this. You are not my girlfriend.

Blair

But I am me, and you are you. We're Chuck and Blair, Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had, I will stand by you through anything.

Chuck

Why would you do that?

Blair

Because I love you.

Chuck

Well, that's too bad.

Blair

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Eleanor

How is Charles holding up?

Blair

Who knows? He's not returning any of my calls or texts, but the hotel says that they keep sending up food, so there's something alive in that room.

Nate

You're really sweet with him.

Blair

Me? Sweet? No!

Nate

But you are. I mean worrying about him, offering him food, it's downright maternal.

Blair

I'm not maternal. I've just been spending too much time with Cyrus and I'm turning Jewish.