This is outstanding!
Blaine Warbler, I am going to rock your world. [kisses Blaine for a long time]
Okay, I think we've seen enough.
[stops kissing Blaine] Your face...tastes awesome. I think I just found a new duet partner!
“Blame It On the Alcohol” · Season 2, Episode 14
In this episode: Rachel Berry (15), Santana Lopez (9), Kurt Hummel (7), Finn Hudson (6), Mercedes Jones (6), Brittany Pierce (5), Will Schuester (4), Sue Sylvester (4)
BRBlaine and Rachel
[singing] Don't you want me baby?
I want you! I do!
[wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] I need to close my locker and it's going to sound like a gunshot. [closes her locker gently]
[starts walking with Tina, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] I've had the worst hangover since Saturday and it's Monday.
[joins them, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] I've been dry heaving all weekend. When my mother asked what the sound was I told her I was practicing bird calls.
[joins them, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] You guys, I can't stop barfing.
Please don't say barf.
I caught a whiff of hairspray and went full Linda Blair in the girl's bathroom.
I told my mom I had the flu and she made me a traditional tea made out of panda hair.
Can we talk about anything else?
[Tina, Mercedes, Santana and Mike meet up with Sam, Brittany, Artie and Quinn who are all wearing sunglasses and look tired.]
I brought some Bloody Marys, y'all.
Are you kidding? The last thing I want to do is drink.
It will help with your hangover. That's what Bloody Marys are for. Hair of the dog that done bit your ass.
You're such a hypocrite. You drink. Most adults do.
I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri.
BBeiste
You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat!
Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel normal.
I'd say "bye," but I wouldn't wanna make you angry.
The date was lovely. We saw Love Story at the Revival Theatre - we even dressed up as the characters.
[says sarcastically] That's not gay at all.
Blaine and I have a lot in common.
A sentiment expressed by many a hag by many dating a gay.
I don't doubt that you and Blaine would have a JOLLY good time, shopping at Burberry's and arguing who would make the best Rum-Tum-Tugger. But there's something you and Blaine will never have, and that's chemistry.
Blaine is the first of a long line of conflicted men that you will date, that will later turn out to be only the most flaming of homosexuals.
It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him.
[looking at the audience] You guys, I'm really nervous. Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks and I really wanna do her music justice.
We haven't had enough rehearsal.
Or any at all.
And most of our assembly performances usually end in some kind of riot.
Never fear, teammates. [hands plastic cups to everyone] Now it's a Broadway tradition for nervous performers to take a shot of whiskey before going on to calm their nerves and to mask the stench of bad dental hygiene. [pours her drink in each cup] In that tradition, I have mixed us a playful showbiz cocktail of what was left in my dad's liquor cabinet. There's some Brandy and Vermouth, Portwine, and Scotch in here and also some Kool-aid and some crumbled up Oreos.
Oh my God, this tastes like cough syrup.
There's also cough syrup in here.
[Everyone clanks their cups together.]
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