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Cheers.
To Ke$ha!
And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Key-dollar-sign-ha, New Directions.
“Blame It On the Alcohol” · Season 2, Episode 14
In this episode: Rachel Berry (15), Santana Lopez (9), Kurt Hummel (7), Finn Hudson (6), Mercedes Jones (6), Brittany Pierce (5), Will Schuester (4), Sue Sylvester (4)
Isn't drinking under 21 illegal?
The alcohol companies have been marketing alcoholic drinks to teenagers. In fact, just listen to any song by Key-dollar-sign-ha...
You mean Ke$ha?
[throws up on Rachel]
[The audience stares in shock and silence.]
Oh my God.
[disgusted and leaves the stage]
[throws up also and coughs]
Everybody drink responsibly.
My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.
[voicemail to Emma] I rode a bull and was thinking of you.
Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton?
Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person.
There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
That's so racist.
What about after we win Nationals?
I'll buy the sparkling cider.
I don't know what two guys do when they're together. You know, I sat through the whole of Brokeback Mountain. From what I gather, something went down in that tent.
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