Lauren quotes from Glee

Brittany

I think I have a bun in the oven. Please don't tell anyone. Okay? Especially Artie. [closes her locker and leaves]

Santana

Yeah, sure. Your secret's safe with- Oh my God, Brittany's pregnant.

Tina

[overhears and joins her] Oh my God, Brittany's pregnant.

[walking with Lauren and overhears] It was only a matter of time.

Lauren

For what?

Brittany to get pregnant.

Lauren

Oh. [sees Artie wheeling by] Congratulations!

Artie

For what?

Lauren

You didn't hear? Your girlfriend's preggo! You're going to be a baby daddy!

Artie

[silent and shocked]

Brittany

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Lauren

No.

Rachel

Are you saying you want to be carried in in a giant egg?

Lauren

[whispers to Mercedes and Mercedes smiles] We'll get back to you.

Quinn

[hanging up posters]

Lauren

[watching Quinn] There's our future queen, a size two teenage dream.

You know what? We're going to change that.

Lauren

How?

Baby, you're gonna get that crown. And I'm gonna be your king.

Quinn

I respect you. I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet to walk around this school like I own it and you just do it.

Lauren

I have to admit. I have considered going blonde.

Lauren

It's not like I'm getting married.

Quinn

Oh, you can get married as many times as you want, you only get one shot at your junior prom.

Lauren

I look like a lemon meringue pie.

Brittany

I think you look delicious.

Brittany

Yeah, totally.

Quinn

[grabs her jacket] We gotta get out of here.

Rachel

Wait, no, no, no. Mr. Schue gave us explicit instructions.

Quinn

To write a song and our problem is our only inspiration are mattresses and bathroom cups.

Quinn's right. We're in the artist capital of the world. Poets, musicians, actors, playwrights. Every dreamer that's lived has passed through this city. And if we want our dreams to come true, we need to be there out with them, not stuck in here.

Finn

Guys, I don't think this is a good idea. I mean, we've still got those songs to write and if we don't write them then we're gonna lose.

Lauren

No, they're right! Can't you hear the city calling to you?

Quinn

We don't need to write songs for Nationals. New York's going to write them for us.