Blaine Anderson quotes from Glee

Will

In the 58 year history of the William McKinley High School Glee Club, there has NEVER been such a debacle! WE DO NOT LIP-SYNCH! EVER!

Blaine

We're sorry Mr. Schue, we were just trying to help Brittany out.

Will

Lip-Synching is the equivalent of blood-doping in professional sports. Every gain we've made in the last 3 years has been wiped out, and I'm not just talking about our reputation here in McKinley. If the National Show Choir Board of Review gets wind of this, we could be barred from competing. What do you have to say for yourself Brittany?

Brittany

To quote the legend yourself: "If I met me, I would say a quick hello and then think I was a really nice girl." And I resigned from Glee Club effective immediately.

Kurt

You've said you're sorry a million times and I believe you. And I'm trying to forgive you, but I'm just not there yet. But it's Thanksgiving and it's sectionals, and I miss you like crazy and I can't stand not talking to you even though I'm mad at you, because you're still my best friend.

Blaine

You're mine, too.

Sam

Do you have any lip balm I can use?

Blaine

What?

Sam

Conspiracy theories make my lips get all chapped. Come on, dude, it's not weird. We're like brothers.

Blaine

I wanted to formally ask for your permission to ask Kurt to marry me.

Burt

You kidding, or you nuts?

Sam

I'm sorry we let him down.

Let who down? Finn?

Blaine

We just really wanted to win this one for him and for you.

Ryder

We had a plan that we were gonna call you up on stage and give you the trophy to keep.

Kitty

It's not right.

Jake

This is not how the story is supposed to end.

You're right. Oh, it would have burned Finn to have lost to those guys. All we would have heard for months was how the judges had robbed you or how you were so much better than them.

Burt

Yeah, but then he would have stood up, and he would have told you that even though most of you had never been in a show choir before this year. You still stood tall against the best of the best. And you know what, even though Finn didn't have the best voice of the best rhythm or the best throwing arm, he always brought out the best in himself and in others, and the great thing about him is he always managed to find a way to feel like he'd won.

I was really proud of you guys up there. Hearing those songs was so healing for me and who know I saw how much he meant to you. So win or lose, Finn lives in you guys.

Will

Okay guys, let's put this trophy where it belongs.

Artie

A 2nd Place showing is superior to when Finn decided to make out with Rachel on stage, and we ended up in 12th.

Becky

Principal Sue wants to see you Schuester.

Sue

Hello, Klaine.

Blaine

Stop calling us that!

Kurt

This is a, uh, a creamy pasta dish. And we said if we ever had a celebrity child, this is what we would name it.

Blaine

Fettuccine Alfredo!

Blaine

I think, that he thinks that there’s still something between us. Which there obviously isn’t.

Kurt

Obviously.

Blaine

Anyway, I’ll call you. We’ll figure out what we’re doing. We can do something up-tempo. Or slow. It doesn’t matter, I’m versatile.

Kurt

Rachel, it’s come to our attention that you have some challenges with saying good-bye to your childhood home.

Blaine

Which is forcing you to say good-bye to your childhood and fully accept adulthood. Or at least that’s according to the very nice lady at the Lima mental health clinic.

Finn

I know that you're a big deal at Dalton or whatever, but we don't wear blazers here. So have a seat, I'm trying to have a pep talk here.

Blaine

Didn't you just say something about us not turning against each other?