“Britney 2.0” · Season 4, Episode 2
In this episode: Brittany Pierce (2), Blaine Anderson (2), Kurt Hummel (1), Rachel Berry (1), Will Schuester (1), Brody (1), Cassandra July (1)
My name is Brittany S. Pierce, and I finally know how Jesus feels in his house way up at the North Pole because I am on top of the world. Senior year was awesome and now I get to relive every minute of it. I'm head Cheerio, vice-Rachel of the Glee club and now, I'm planning a Middle East style sham election that will install me as senior class president for life.
Brittany, who are you talking to?
I thought I was doing a voice over.
Maria Von Trap, Willie Loman, Shrek. Those are the roles that are appropriate for your level of sex appeal.
You're just jealous of me. Of all of us.
Rachel, don't.
No, because we have our entire career ahead of us and yours ended before it even began. We're the future and you're just some YouTube joke.
The only cure for loneliness is cake.
In the 58 year history of the William McKinley High School Glee Club, there has NEVER been such a debacle! WE DO NOT LIP-SYNCH! EVER!
We're sorry Mr. Schue, we were just trying to help Brittany out.
Lip-Synching is the equivalent of blood-doping in professional sports. Every gain we've made in the last 3 years has been wiped out, and I'm not just talking about our reputation here in McKinley. If the National Show Choir Board of Review gets wind of this, we could be barred from competing. What do you have to say for yourself Brittany?
To quote the legend yourself: "If I met me, I would say a quick hello and then think I was a really nice girl." And I resigned from Glee Club effective immediately.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Glee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
