[to Puck] Look, I usually avoid dating Jewish guys on account of your people killing my Jesus. I was willing to make an exception because of your biceps, but I'm gonna have to end this little experiment in religious tolerance if you don't stop dancing like an idiot.
“Sadie Hawkins” · Season 4, Episode 11
In this episode: Kurt Hummel (1), Sam Evans (1), Blaine Anderson (1), Kitty (1)
My first week at NYADA and the most surprising thing about college is it's just like high school. It's all about the cliques. The stage combat majors are the jocks. The classical acting majors are the preps. The ballerinas are the mean girls. And if they're at the top of the social pyramid, then once again, I'm at the bottom.
Do you have any lip balm I can use?
What?
Conspiracy theories make my lips get all chapped. Come on, dude, it's not weird. We're like brothers.
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