"Splits" magazine has named me cheerleading coach of the last two thousand years.
“Home” · Season 1, Episode 16
In this episode: Kurt Hummel (1), Brittany Pierce (1), Will Schuester (1), Quinn Fabray (1), Sue Sylvester (1)
AApril
I'm rich! The old battle-axe was afraid I'd go to the Lima Times, so she shut me up to the tune of two million dollars! So I'm sobering up, and I'm heading to the Broadway, Will. I haven't had a drink in forty-five minutes! I'm going to take my hush money, and I'm gonna mount the first-ever, all-white production of "The Wiz!"
I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary.
Rachel and Jesse refuse to accept that all of us would rather die before we allow them to become the next Beyonce and Jay-Z.
When you start eating for somebody else so that they can grow and be healthy, your relationship to food changes. I realized that if I'm still willing to eat right to take care of this baby, why am I not willing to do it for myself?
April, what happened? Last time I saw you, you were getting cleaned up, headed off to Branson.
AApril
I know! It's crazy, right? I was so jazzed about sobering up and starting a new life I had to stop at a bar to get a drink just to calm down!
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